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Re: Sanders being asked to leave the restaurant,

Let me guess you go by Mariel now and I see you changed your surname from Hesslop to Dunlin? 😉

I mean gimme gimme gimme and voulez vous are both better imo but you do you Kelly

I feel like, “gimme gimme gimme” deserves an honorable mention. But I am a lustful creature. 

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

The first and true Serenity.

When you rewatch you’re like “Wow, Berger was a total asshole.” But so was Carrie 90% of the time.

Also, I love how she says “so your negative comments are not going to influence my choices - actual research and educating myself will”

Anyone else remember that barf-worthy movie The Switch, with Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman, where the friend (Bateman) switches the donor’s semen with his own, and unbeknownst to her (Aniston), impregnates her with his own child? It has always straight up freaked me out that a comedy (a COMEDY!!) was made out of…

Alexa is Satan’s messenger.

Or how Florida is considered a state, but is superseded by being Florida.

Personally I’d say if sub sandwiches (with a single split piece of bread) count, hot dogs count.

This is the only Yogi I acknowledge:

I’m the chick in the back wearing pajama pants and whatever t-shirt was handy. Yoga couture is hilariously awful.

I loved the White Queen, but am pretty much a sucker for anything House of York. Didn’t like the White Princess though. There’s just no way to make Elizabeth of York interesting.

Catherine was a ginger in real life. Are we taking bets on whether or not they make her look stereotypically Spanish (dark hair, dark eyes like Irene Papas, who was Greek, from Anne Of A Thousand Days) or go with authenticity? My bet is stereotype.

At least it’s not yet another Anne Boleyn story? I’m still waiting for the Anne of Cleves movie. She was a badass.

Yes, absolutely. There’s the scene where she’s talking to Mrs. Doubtfire (very private thoughts about her marriage) and she says “I didn’t like the person I had to be when I was around him.” or something like that. In other words, she had to be his mother. She had to be the killjoy. And the whole time he’s getting…

Being John Malkovich ...that’s the most enjoyable thing she was in where her sex appeal was an afterthought.