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Oh look, another black person treated like a criminal for “existing while black”.

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But who can forget and, yes it is my job to make sure that no one ever forgets, that with just 11 days to go in the race for president Comey made the baffling decision to reopen the investigation into Hillary Clinton’s emails.

How is the weather in Moscow?

I’m talking “Oberyn foolishly not double-tapping the Mountain in his infamously fatal trial-by-combat match” foolish

Yeah I frequently use the restroom in Starbucks before I make my purchase. I am a 45-year-old woman who’s had kids; my bladder can’t go more than two hours anymore. I’m not adding coffee to it FIRST.

It is a start, but cops should have to commit to the same lifelong learning standards that other professionals have to. They need to be constantly going to seminars, providing papers, receiving lectures and being educated in new standards and new learning material; and to be able to produce evidence of having kept up

We went from Oprah to Maury Povich in like two fucking years.

The craven republicans no longer have a party. These fucks blew up their party. They’re on their way to blowing up the economy and most crucially blowing up the country. Democrats will swoop in to fixy things, like always. Only to begin the cycle of wrist slapping and serious governance again. It’s a tired abusive

Welp, good portion of his base is about to feel a really direct, inescapable sting.

So in other words, they’re using the John Kerry swift boat ads, just running the tape backwards.

Yeah, it’s a slow day for me, too.

Take your damn star

Not a surprise. That stretch of I-270 is well-known for bumper-to-bumper Vlassic.