When you got dressed this morning, how much thought did you put into it?

Watching these dipshits think they can outsmart teens on social media and then get their shit wrecked is like watching your fat drunk Uncle talk about how he could fuckin’ fuck Gronkowski up and then Gronk shows up and splatters him into the side of the garage.

We know you need to constantly talk up how big and tough…

Attorney here. Having the FBI raid your ATTORNEY’S OFFICE is a huge fucking deal. Judges don’t sign off on warrants to get attorney-client communications on a hunch. This is some serious shit, and Cohen is likely headed for disbarment. Couldn’t have happened to a nicer walking piece of rotted hotdog skin.

Accessed without permission through associates profiles, thus stolen. Information was taken without permission from what was supposed to be secure and handed to people who should not have it, thus stolen.

I’m shocked the guy with neck tats behaved in a less than gentlemanly manner.

Trigger warning for Cards fans:

Dumb enough to attend live golf I would imagine.

1) Who let you out of the greys?

My family was in Germany during the war and their strategy of keeping their heads down and hoping it would pass didn’t work. By 1945 most of the homes and the family business had been bombed into the ground and most of the men had died or disappeared in Russia.

I sleep well at night knowing I won’t have to explain to my grandkids someday that I was one of the good Germans.

Nah. He took it down and apologized in the niqab time...

what are the chances he loses hijab

Jesus, that’s good.

Something tells me the ending will be different for Ingraham.

going away for a while to nurse your wounds, another Holy Week move

Oh, Boy Oh, Boy, Oh, Boy! This tidbit will gladden my heart long after nightfall. I knew D’Souza when he was a pimply, unpopular undergrad at Dartmouth, and he hasn’t improved since.

And here we have an illustration of the actual Ingraham Angle:

Well another thing is the prevalence of the astroturf sites by conservatives. Here’s an example: