I think it’s even stranger that they think all gay women want their dick too ...

Judge Brown, shade right? White and square to the third power.

• Never Made It As a Wise Man, Couldn’t Cut It As a Husband Either
  
  Totally cracked me up. Finniest thing I’ve read this week.

Rihanna’s full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty

I tried to fight it, I did, but I LOVE THE WEEKND. I forward through everything on Spotify these days until one of his songs comes up. He has such a douchey vibe, and that hair is ridiculous, but goddamit he’s talented and I love him.

I would be so down for a Stenberg/Blanchard presidential ticket. or a superhero movie. or both.

Jonathan Franzen is so far up his own butthole he’s about to create a singularity

Bjorn Disway.

Be more constructive with your feedback.

Henceforth all tampons will be renamed SPACE DYNAMITE. <3

...I actually learned things from this comedy sketch. Thank you, Key and Peele.

She’ll always be Eva Rodriguez to me.

All fashion models should go on strike until Women actually look like Models. Seriously.

tbh cara’s suggestion sounds way better.

she could have reassured him more honestly by pointing out that public opinion has shifted so massively on the issue that one of the world’s most publicly known politicians has done a bare-faced u-turn so fast she’s spinning.

I did not spend my summer in a hardware store this well.

Can we please acknowledge the ACTUAL OITNB J Bieber doppelgänger

I choose to believe that he is trolling his mom by dressing as much like her ex Sean Penn as possible. She knows what she did.

I loved Martin Landau. And his daughter