1. please i beg you jezebel please stop posting gwen stefani’s tweets i vom every time i read/see one.

Back in 1999, Maguire and Theron were 22, fine as hell, and figuring [...]

NOOOOOO rihanna girl, no! you can do so much better (with me)

i rather annoy you endlessly with my existence ;)

I really hope men do go extinct at some point, honestly. I know this is satire (probably bad satire at that), but I just hate them so much.

Well, yes, I think they are idiotic (frankly I just don’t understand people who believe in invisible all-powerful magic people), but they can be however stupid they want inside their house, I don’t care.

MICHAEL WILLETT YAS YAS YAS YASSSSSS

“I am one of the people who don’t really agree with that lifestyle. I wasn’t brought up that way. It wasn’t how I was raised.

i hate leonardo dicaprio and his stupid fucking face and his surely-diseased micropenis.

how is almost no one discussing that it’s a TRAVESTY that you people put POLICE OFFICERS in places of education? police do not belong in schools! what the actual fuck!?

• Ben Affleck and Ryan Seacrest party together sometimes? [People]

her hair looks like a little helmet. unfortunate.

the orange trump is a bit of a redundancy, no?

... i don’t think it’s that bad? i fucking loved living in a dorm, you get your own space but then you can also *always* find someone up to do something. why is living shut off in your own shitty studio apartment better, again? cause that’s what we’re “supposed” to do?

La France is HELLA sexist, racist, homophobic, and conservative in general.

HE IS A (BUFFY) GENTLEMAN. absolutely. scariest episode ever.

am i stupid or something? how is chloe’s tweet saying something bad about kim? english is not my first language, enlighten me pls.

MARK RUFFALO, WOKE BAE

are you really trying to say “my discrimination is worse than your discrimination” SRSLYYYYYYYYYY THIS IS NOT WHAT WORKS PEOPLE

i read every word of this article and still understand nothing. and i’m not like, unfamiliar with everyone mentioned. wtf??