Dude. My name is Laura (in Spanish, Lau for short). If I had been born with boy parts, my parents would have named me fucking PEDRO.

Oh my god, honey! No!

It isn't supposed to be resolved. It's supposed to be complicated.

If Edward James Olmos was mad at me I would cry all night and then write him an apology letter and then learn how to speak proper Spanish. Jennifer, te quiero por producir The Fosters, pero aprendé un poco de español, m'ija. Das vergüenza.

I had a throat infection, went in to health services to take care of it and boom! Also, the fact that I was going to therapy at the time (as I always am cause I'm a bit cray) reeeeallly made them think I had a problem. ???

i wish this had happened in my prep school, shit. i didn't get high for three years.

Jez/world, can you please stop with the Lindsay news? We don't care anymore! I'm sorry she had a miscarriage (if that's even true 'casue nothing that girl says is believable anymore), but enough is enough. I give zero shits about what happens to her.

They did the same thing to me my first year at Smith. I would have to go for weekly weigh-ins and blood tests. I had to meet with doctors and mental health professionals. They asked my friends if they saw me eating and if I threw it up afterwards. I'm extremely thin and my BMI has always been 16.5-17, it's just the…

Damn, the OITNB ladies are KILLING it.

Not a cartoon, a comic, but mon Dieu. I had to stop reading the comic quite a few times to compose myself.

The song says:

Yes thank you! that's what I just said!!

Um I know! They skipped Uruguay too (where I am from), and it's very gay friendly down here, equal marriage just passed. I'm willing to bet that we place higher than Chile, maybe even Argentina.

I know! I live in Uruguay and this fight has been going on for so effing long and NOTHING in the US papers. It's such a big deal for the region... But I kind of take offence to "fucking Uruguay"... we are much more liberal than the US, FYI. The percentage of religious people here is like.. 20%, maybe.

I'm kind of bummed Jez didn't publish anything when Uruguay (my country) passed equal marriage last week. It was huge for us, and for the world, and it will probably prompt other countries in the region to do so.

depends on where you live. When I lived in Spanish Harlem or Paris, every day. When I lived in Uruguay, every hour. When I lived in Massachusetts, maybe a couple of times a month. Now, in Sweden, FUCKING NEVER. It's awesome.

It's people like YOU who make Uruguay mediocre. People who don't help.

Fuck you, man. I am Uruguayan too. Uruguay is awesome, to the brim with young creative people, a government that could be better but it's not a fucking joke like the yanquis, and a standard that soon will blow off the charts with awesomeness. Yes, lots of things can and will be improved, if I have something to say…

I am from Uruguay, and while I am incredibly angry at these ridiculous conditions, at least it's something. I remember my best friend getting pregnant when we were 16 and she had to pay 1000 dollars in order to get a safe abortion, money she had to borrow from everyone and their mom (literally). She had to drop out of…