It will be like my memories of Jonathan Taylor Thomas, then.

I got the impression she was using the Biebs for a piggy-back ride to go get something to eat, and Biebs is like "really? I don't wanna" and she's all like "grr, I'm starving."

Not sexy for two reasons (these are personal to me, many will disagree):

"Like, sure, those photos are attractive"

jealous is such a fucking good song

he got hot, like, objectively? but he's SUCH A PUKESTAIN that it's not there.

Thank you. Couldn't stop laughing at his junk being a weirdly conical shape.

Nope. This is how you do underwear ads:

OMG THESE ARE SO BAD. Those tattoos. For someone with so much money, why on earth does he have those tattoos. He needs to set aside some major time to get all that shit fixed up because it's bad, distractingly bad.

That model draped over him... well, I'm sure she's normally quite beautiful but this is not a good shot, here. She looks like a mouthbreather.

Tweet of the year so far.

I see no reason that a food fight wedding need be limited to children. I'll wreck a kid with some mashed potatoes.

Violet is the Gap of baby names.

OMG you're right, during the filming of The Town! BEN IS THE FATHER of a baby that gestated for several years!

yes but were they artisanal? hm?

Copy cat, i just had pickles for lunch

But is her middle name is Artisanal ???

SOMEBODY'S ABOUT TO GET FIRED, Y'ALL!