he has so much SWAGGER

ugh biggest crush charming fox is confusing

Charlie Hunnam's ass has never given me nightmares. The same cannot be said for dead-eyed Abel. That kid wants to murder us all.

After years of us laughing every time they get a little worked up about depictions of sex, they finally come up with an argument that if you squint REALLY hard, kind of makes sense... but they're still not complaining about the violence, so it all falls apart. Still full of shit.

Thank you for that gif, Burt. The PTC has no clue what I need to get through a day.

That's what Christy Turlington did—she got a Masters from Columbia and started a foundation to help make pregnancy and childbirth safer around the world.

I know singing/acting is popular but for once I'd love to hear "I'm stepping back from modelling and I'm going back to school. No student loans for me! I can do whatever I want now!"

It's just a joke about bank overdraft fees and how she's made heavier brows more popular.

Dude, really? Not only do you look like an idiot and have your girlfriend and the police pissed at you, none of your excuses will ever be believed again. You could walk into your place of business with your clothes on fire and your boss would be "Right, sure, your whole family died in a car wreck. I wasn't born…

I feel like the only person in the world who just doesn't GET Cara Delevigne. To me she just looks like a bored-bordering-on-sulky teenager with aggressively unplucked eyebrows. Great name, though.

The brows are overdrawn.

I blame her for my over-drawn brows. And I get charged $15 every time.

Time isn't real, Burt. Flu isn't either, consult your crystals and the Oracle.

Burt you are clearly projecting this illness upon yourself. Have you asked the universe to focus the orgone rays from the artisanal crystal pyramids that Willow and Jaden Smith have curated into your consciousness?

Once you reach the "pretending to be kidnapped so you don't have to spend time together" stage of your relationship, it's best for everyone if you break up.

I can put a name on that something: it's the fact that he's dated a series of underage or barely-legal women who go on to have either substance abuse or mental health problems.

He keeps dating the same type of girl...it's like he's preying on a specific type of up-and-coming starlet with self esteem issues. My quick googling confirms: Mischa Barton, Ashlee Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, now Demi Lovato :(

He will always be Fes...

Something about Wilmer Valderama really creeps me out. I wish she'd get away from him.