I would need a lot of spanx!

I was wondering how she managed not to fart, pee a little, or both.

That dog has human eyes. Its like a person is wearing a dog mask. I'm so scared you guys.

I'm getting phantom round ligament pain just looking at that pregnancy twerking photo.

Don't feel bad! Anime girls have many decades experience pushing the boundaries in applied experimental boob physics. Besides, with a name like yours I'm sure your tits already awesomely dangerous enough at rest.

Edit: wow why is that font massive? Thanks kinja?

I think the Little Mermaid dress is the most boring, but I imagine it draws you in and invites you to kiss de girl.

You... don't live in such a world?

I will actually bet that she is a lovely person and will mature into a really lovely person. But reading the quotes from that article, she just comes across as very, very young.

I love the bag, but $38K is absurd. It looks like a Marc Jacobs bag...$500 tops.

Agreed, it's chic and clearly well-made, but I feel like I could buy 100 knockoffs for a fraction of the cost and be just as happy.

I've gotten that vibe too! We were watching her on Top Gear ("Because of the cars!! Remember how I love cars?!") and I turned to my husband and said, 'Please don't tell me you're buying this." She's the pinnacle of the "I'm totally a guy's girl and I just want to drink beer and watch football" act. Which is not to say…

Am I the only one who gets a weird feeling that everything about Amber Heard is entirely manufactured, like a Maxim-based fembot? I'm not saying she's not bisexual, just that... She seems to come across as some sort of human "man's woman" checklist. Gun enthusiast? Check. Loves and owns muscle cars? Check (but can't…

I can just imagine the Editor's note next month.

Thank you. Why are all the comments about the damned scarf when its the delicious, buttery pastries which should be the mind-blower?

in the parallel universe in which I actually own an Hermes scarf, I probably would have so much money that I wouldn't really give a fuck if I ruined it. Hermes scarf filled with cronuts, Birkin bag to carry my cat, wearing Minolos to hike through a muddy trail, put my Burberry raincoat down over a puddle for an…

"Not that you're going to eat those delightful little lard-filled butter bombs, mind you! That's for fat people! No, you're going to ask your driver to take them down to the nearest soup kitchen, where he's to light them on fire in front of dozens of hungry children. You'd do it yourself, but you need time to grab a…

Rachel, look! It's your knight in shining arm—-