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girl, all of us.

dying.

meh. tell that to the majority of rape victims who knew their rapists, who had no reason to believe that getting drunk would be an invitation.

if tipped workers had to be paid the same as non-tipped workers, there would be absolutely no reason to tip anything from the perspective of the vast majority of Americans.

seems the people replying to you want a black and white, hard and fast rule. call the police or break the window. why can't we tap on the window to see if the kid/pet is okay? if you don't get a response, break the window then call the police. if the kid smiles and waves, call the police to give their parents the fear

My favorite part is how it translates to real life. I often see men with women above their level attractive-wise (who ever can tell about personality) but rarely the other way around. Take for example, most of the short arc guys from sex and the city. Yuck. And irl, I think some guys come to expect this.

yeah, we've started keeping the toilet seat in our bedrooms with us. you'll have to figure that out. and we had our water turned off, sorry for the inconvenience! no, i don't know why the stove and fridge aren't working. oh yeah, we had to take the door off the place you sleep because the dog wants in there so often,

it's like people are waiting for others to fuck up so they can say 'i would NEVER do that!'. just stop with it all. you'd never do something until you do it.

I wonder, what it must feel like to have NEVER, EVER made a mistake before?

Seriously. The human brain can only do so much at once. It's difficult to drive, play with your kids, give thought to the presentation you have in an hour and plan your weekend away all at once. In this juggling act, say your kid falls asleep. You come to a tidy conclusion about your presentation and you're trying to

i can tell you that it would be seen as strange for a canadian politican, at any government level, to ride on a platform that explicitly included religion. our politicians are still widely white males, so its more or less assumed they fit somewhere on the atheist-to-super-christian scale. that would provide comfort to

i would LOVE to tell someone that. i would happily contract myself out to businesses who need hard truths told.

Not that she didn't have visible nips all the time anyways..

here is a 4 bedroom, 5 bathroom mini mansion with a pool. Just north of Niagara Falls. $679,000.

if you make fists of money off of something you find repulsive, you are no better than the people doing the repulsive things. it's like a pimp saying he finds prostitution unethical.

right, they only own those networks which put out the trash. totally beyond reproach.

nooooo i'm dead.

we've got our moose situation handled. moose fences. there are even tunnels under the roads so they can get to the other side.

i hate to tell you this but them there murrican smarties are actually called rockets.

I love that this plays on national news stations. Deal with it, homophobic dudebros.