while downing a bottle of Barefoot chardonnay.

exactly. my options are don't see movies unless +60% of the cast identifies as female or don't see movies at all?

keep this in your clipboard. you're going to need it.

where did you get the idea that every man does it? who ever said that? if women use the blanket term 'men', it's because that's the only common characteristic. if we could refer to just white guys over 6 ft. 8 in, we would. if we could refer to men who wore red and yellow tie-dyed shirts, we would. but as it stands,…

Because some if us don't do this? If someone is playing their music too loud, they're inconsiderate and I will tell them as much. If someone is being rude about how they are moving in a cramped space, they are being assholes and I will tell them as much. I may have internal grumblings about a fat person taking up too…

people shouldn't have to grow up not having the language to understand who they or other people are.

Seriously. If jesus appeared tomorrow, he'd be like, children are fucking dying of diarrhea in many parts of the world and this is what you choose to spend your time on?

I didn't want to make this gendered, because I think it's usually not, but I'm wondering if that conscious thought process regarding touching->making out->sexing is more common in women, as an understandable and logical response to issues of consent and assault (which men don't have to be as concerned about for…

a sexual or emotional affair is much more intimate than spending money. i think cheating and gambling are logically the same, but not when it comes to actually having to be around that person again. i would never be able to have sex with my partner if his p had gone in another woman's v (or man's a, i suppose).…

yes!

i told my boyfriend that if he cheats on me, he should call me and tell me before he gets home so i can make sure all of his stuff is out on the lawn.

if, despite a commitment to monogamy, one partner cheats on another, there is more at play than just mistrust. my issue would be that my partner didn't have enough respect for me to hit the breaks. there is no accidental cheating. two people go through a series of actions that result in at least one person hurting the…

it's also important to note that a customer who has told you they have waited an hour has probably waited 15 minutes in actual time

celebrities often put stupid little ads in power business dailies, where no one will ever find them.

a good friend has a premie (who just had his first birthday!) and you can't be within 3 feet of that kid without his mom rushing in with purell. she always apologizes, but the point is, if we can do something minor to prevent others, especially vulnerable others, from getting sick, we absolutely should. that flu you…

scramble = scramble-fry in my world anyway, as i'm addicted to overcooked food (thanks mom!).

sounds great! i could see making this vegetarian (or even vegan) by using scrambled tofu instead of ground turkey. of course you'd have to use more herbs and seasoning, as tofu doesn't have much flavour presence.

tears streaming down my face. i am dead and as such, free to join the mysterious black mist man spirit as one.

i'm such a sucker for gold. this bottle is everything to me.

every. time.