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I’m kinda old. Is “banger” a good thing?? If so, thanks so much :)

Thank you so much for your kind words! I love to write, but I don’t really ever share my stories with anyone, so it was kinda a big deal for me to actually post this. I guess I just felt like it was finally time, and it’s motivating me to continue writing about some of the crazy things I’ve experienced in life before

Thank you for the great question! Anna was Steve’s wife. Oddly enough, I have no memory whatsoever of her; I do know she survived the crash, and I have to assume she was injured, but I honestly don’t know. I will ask my mom and see if I can get some clarity on that.

All three of us clearly heard someone sneeze a few feet away from us.

The royal family convinced comedian Katherine Ryan to falsely implicate another comedian as a predator but not specifically name him several years ago, and then reveal it to be Brand now? Man, they really know how to play the long game.

Bollocks. The royals have money but virtually no other power at all. There are literal millions of anti-royalists including, Johnny Marr, Phillip Pullman, me, the Proclaimers, Jeremy Corbyn, all the protesters who attended the new King’s coronation etc. Nobody silenced the Sex Pistols.

Yep, because the British Crown, which has been in place like... forever, instead of focusing on all the other 249275238750 legitimacy issues they have in modern times, will definitely focus all its energies on the real danger: Russell Brand.   

For the love of God, tell me you are being sarcastic.

This is mind-boggling. I guarantee you that no-one with power gives enough of a fuck about Brand to frame him for anything. He’s actually less relevant to public life than ever before, thanks to his alt-right grifter reinvention.

The cast of That 70s Show have also weighed in to remark that Russell Brand is often not as late as you might expect him to be.

Elon Musk also weighed in, posting “I support Russell Brand. That man is not evil.””

Fuck, that’s the harshest roast yet.

“Why was it easier for Caitlyn Jenner to change her gender than it was for Cassius Clay to change his name?”

How he can be mean to trans people, he’s nice to me, a person who isn’t trans!

Pretty insipid stuff. I’ll pass on that special and she can enjoy her scumbag “friends” and fuck off to another cornfield.

Neither Grimes nor Musk are American.  America is guilty of many things but I’m not taking the fall for this travesty.

Let’s not conflate expecting friends to “immediately denounce” those who do bad things with expecting them to refrain from making public statements discrediting the victims. I know there are those who expect the former as well, but there is a distinction worth making here.

Priscilla’s almost 80 and her kid just died. “She looks awful” how would you look???

Why is it only a race/gender/class war when they fight back.?

And hopefully he didn’t complain about the other players having an unfair advantage.

What’s more fluid than gender? Age.”