The only question I have is why more people in the video don’t look like Sam Smith (or me).

I feel sad for you that this is the best way for you to be noticed in your life.

It would be nice to not be the butt end of a joke for at least one Netflix comedy special while my state desperately tries to make me not real.  It gets a little tiring.

being a troll seems an empty existence.

But there’s so much money to be made, validating a small number of bigots’ feelings. That’s a real business model these days.

NGL, when I read this “but I explained to her that the noise was probably the wind outside knocking twigs off the tree onto the roof.” I said to myself, “That’s why I live in a boring new suburb. No chance of twigs knocking against windows.