That she exhibited the boorish manners of a Yalie?

When I do something shitty, it’s usually just character work. So this checks out.

And there you have the problem with “ironic racism.” You may be intending to make fun of “actual racists,” but to the person on the receiving end of your comments, it can be no different than if they’d gotten those same comments from an actual redneck. I mean, honestly, what is the difference? Whether you’re mocking…

“I grew up in the Dogme 95 generation. The culture was completely different back then. You could grab ‘em by the pussy as long as you used natural lighting and diagetic music”

He’s history’ greatest monster!

Don’t get me wrong...I would make that for myself....it sounds yummy. However, if I brought it to my uncle H. and aunt E.’s for their annual bbq, they would take the potato salad making duties away from me stat....and forever talk about “that time rockymay! tried to get fancy with the potato salad.

Wasn’t that the plan all along? Unless I’ve just been getting GoT confused with Westworld.

I’d love to do a BlackMirror episode about a world in which beloved series take advantage of their loyal fanbases by repeatedly splitting their subsequent seasons in halves, and delaying their releases every more, until pop culture has devolved into a Zeno’s paradox dystopia in which people waste their lives waiting…

An even better tuna salad: can tuna, parsley, olive oil, capers, lemon juice (maybe some zest), maybe some cucumber or celery for crunch . . . with some saltines, it’s AWESOME

Let’s be honest..there’s no reason for anyone of any race to eat that nasty slimey greasy shit. You need to lube up your sandwich that bad? Butter.

If I HAVE to use mayo, it’s getting mixed with something. Mustard. Sprinkles of Adobo seasoning. I see its moisture benefits, but it’s gross on its own.

Thank you! There’s no good reason to consume mayo.. ever.

Be fair. He’s from Western PA. He’s read an Eat N’ Park menu.

White evangelicals don’t read the Bible. The longest thing this dude has ever read is the sentence “You must be 18 or older to enter this site.”

“So we were drinking one night....” or “You know the signs at the zoo that say don’t feed the animals?”

Pretty sure you just described Ready Player One.

that or smothered by prostitutes.

I'm going to read the book after the show ends! And I'm not one of those people who freak out about spoilers, I actually enjoy them. That way, I can enjoy the ride and see the clues.

Straight white dude here. For me, this is the best show on TV right now. I watch it as soon as it shows up at midnight every Wednesday morning. Never read the book, so coming at this purely from a TV watcher perspective. At first I was groaning at their talk of making this a multi-season show, thinking that a…