Not sorry for what I did. Sorry I got caught.

No Gwyneth, people hate Goop because it is full of bad and potentially harmful information. You want to tell people about your favorite organic pasta, fine. But if you tell people to put jade eggs in their vaginas, people are going to criticize you for encouraging something that could cause infection.

I was going to push a jade egg up my chocha and then saw a picture of Attractive Gwyneth Paltrow and said: aw hell no. I’m just going to wait for an uglier, less successful woman to sell me an expensive, one-way ticket to vaginal bacteria-palooza.

When girls or guys are too thirsty, it stops being sexy and starts looking sad. That is all.

I just love that we have a strong Bachelorette. She reminds me of Ali Fedotowsky, or Emily Maynard with a GTFO moment of her own. Andi was strong too. It’s too bad she chose a douchelord like Josh Murray because she could have done much better than that. But those strong, smart Bachelorettes are more compelling to…

We went to an old-time movie theater in the Adirondacks a few years ago for the original Dirty Dancing movie with a local theater group acting out the key scenes in the movie. Baby was a bigger girl and the petite Johnny didn’t have the upper body strength to do “the lift” at the end....they tried several times, it…

This is my same argument for all the live tv musicals they’ve been doing. You have ALLLLL of broadway to choose from. You can’t argue that you chose Breslin for her big name draw, because...no, so what’s the excuse for choosing her. If tv insists on doing live musicals or remaking shit like this, get actual…

I’ve been making it a point to read and find out more of each of the victims as they are named. I was reading through Martyn Hett’s twitter, a young man who tragically was lost, and he gave me an unexpected laugh this morning:

Pain seems to demand more, it requires a particular eloquence born of empathy and reflection of which Trump is incapable.

Ugh this feud is so boring and stupid I am not rooting for either of them. However, I will say that this “reason” from Katy Perry isn’t the exoneration she seems to think it is. Encouraging your dancers to take another job but telling them how to do it so they can quit halfway through and join hers is still shitty,…

Can you imagine shelling out all that money and working that hard just for PENCE to be the speaker? Huge slap in the face.

I’m surprised not to see OKCupid, Tinder, or Ashley Madison receive a shout-out, here. A main reason for jitters in this modern era is the same as it was for me when I attended a university with a larger population than my natal city (that is, 40,000 students, most of them on the make): the marketplace of romantic…

Carole’s first season on RHONY was absolutely unbeatable. She was the coolest, freshest, smartest, cleverest housewife ever to debut on the show. You had to wonder “Why is she even doing this?” And I bought that she wanted an anthropological experience and a little bit of fun in midlife.

I do race to read Brian Moylan’s recaps, I must confess. They only reaffirm my hesitation.

A Beautique spinoff is inevitable and I am here for it.

It was legendary. I still don’t know what the fuck was going on but it made me excited and anxious at the same time.

I can’t stop looking at that photo. It looks like hands escaping from a port-a-potty. Like some weird version of Little Shop of Horrors where a port-a-potty comes to life.

(the filename of this gif is “harry styles shoe nutshot”)

we’ve all fallen for him, but where were we when he fell for us?

Looking at that top picture, Jdepp is starting to get the face he deserves.