“The Defendants constantly staged Plaintiff in artificial situations and demanded Plaintiff to engage in conflicts that were often fraudulent and deceptive.”

Being aware of autism - but not actually giving a shit about helping - is pretty much the same philosophy as having access to health care, but not being able to actually afford it.

I admire Pence for coming up with this common sense solution to a very real problem.

Also, does he not have any aides that are women? (Probably not) How on earth would they be able to do their job if they could never grab lunch with him in the cafeteria and talk over things?

“during which time [Trump] commended the efforts of Abigail Adams, Harriet Tubman, and Susan B. Anthony. “

And here we can see she is doing a job no one on Earth would do, as in touching him or talking to him or, worse, reproducing with him.

My lord, there are more 5th graders in this country who have a better in-depth knowledge of Susan B. Anthony then the president.

I don’t know...she may be a victim of her husband’s madness, too. She doesn’t really seem to like him.

I’m telling you, though, that wedding registries exist for one reason: relatives.

A Home Depot gift card. Mostly because that’s pretty much all I buy anyone who owns a house, and it seems to always come in handy.

Ok I know I’m supposed to hate that song, but fuck it I love it it’s catchy as hell and it is perfect chair dancing music to have on your headphones at work in your cubicle pretending to be anywhere besides work. Love it.

One really sick part about this whole thing is that this is how A LOT of white people talk when no one else is around. The Trump era has made people think this is OK to not only say while at home, but on national television. People need to be publicly shamed for saying shit like this.

Maxine Waters is a national treasure and hero. Her vote against the Iraq War Resolution in 2002 will confer upon her a legacy of being one of the few politicians of the era of courage and conscience.

Speaking of making Trump mad, early voting starts today in GA-6. If you’re in East Cobb and Sandy Springs, go vote for Jon Ossoff! I can’t because I’m a mile outside the district, but my high school is — and last week I registered several of my seniors. Also, this tweet delighted me today:

It disproportionately affects low-wage hourly workers. Which just so happen to be women more so than men. And usually women with kids. So it fucks over a lot of single mothers.

Hannity must not be a George Carlin fan.

So he’s a more obnoxious Ron Burgundy?

I consider myself a jaded pessimist, but for some bizarre reason I find the two of them charming, and am not even bothered by their hardware commercials.

One of my advisers in college went on Trading Spaces with his wife, his sister-in-law, and her husband. No one liked the renovation and my adviser and his wife divorced 6 months later. Later conversations indicated that the show played a part in the decision to divorce.