Bloody hell, A.V. Club. M*A*S*H? Mary Tyler Moore? How about the final episode of The Fugitive? TV existed before the 1990s. The oldest show on this list is Cheers, and it ended in 1993.

Even though I watched Cheers and other great shows growing up, the Quantum Leap finale was the first time I was really moved by an episode of TV. Unbelievably good and just absolutely gut-wrenching.

In addition to “M*A*S*H” and “Newhart” (as mentioned below), I must also excoriate you for omitting “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” and “Barney Miller”. It seems the creators of this list can’t remember anything from the 20th century.

The Shield is the best finale of all time and of course not on the list

Ok, I know there are people who, absurdly in my opinion, believe that The Shield is only the second or third best finale of all time, so I was ready to see it dissed with a mere top three finish. But to omit it entirely... I have no words. You people have lost touch with reality.

Neither TNG or DS9 on this list? Do better.

Moana was SEVEN years ago. Is their next project a live action remake of Strange World?

Aliens wishing the superhero the best of luck and bolting out of there to let him try to do good with no instruction manual just was entirely appropriate, along with him routinely flopping on his face doing so.

“it’s all about the team surrounding the hero. That [was never part of the] genre until it was established by Stephen J. Cannell. Pam and Bill are his team. They know everything Ralph knows. That was a huge difference from every superhero that came before.”

My colonscopy was better then Crystal Skull.   

Oh god...we’re entering “______ receives a _-minute standing ovation at _____” season.

This stuff is going to really start killing companies in Florida and Texas over the next decades. They are becoming no-go zones for many high-tech workers and academics that have plenty of other places to work.  It’s going to take a while to see the effects, but it is also going to be incredibly hard to recover.

I have a new Onion headline that can be used similar to the Mass shooting headline they use over and over again

Trying to move the entire company to Florida was a stupid idea from the start. You’re going to build an entirely new campus in a state that anybody left of center doesn’t even want to touch with a 10-foot pole, AND you’re not going to pay relocation expenses for your existing employees? I think Chapek was just tired…

They could learn/do two things from this:

I don’t think so. The hotel is completely lacking in standard amenities (a pool, comfortable lounging areas, uh, windows) and would be zero fun after 15 minutes without the illusion that you were a guest on a luxury space cruise. There’s nothing to do.

I always really, really wanted to go to this. I had a friend who was lucky enough to make the trip and had nothing but good things to say about. But I live on the west coast, and there was no way I was going to travel all the way to Florida for it.

I absolutely loved the Starcruiser, even though I knew I was massively overpaying.

This will have massive lore ramifications for decades to come.

“Jacobs also confirmed that having a central count in Milwaukee does mean that all absentee ballots are processed in one place on one day, making the possibility of a well-placed fire genuinely changing political tides a very real one.”

Well Jesus fucking Christ don’t tell everyone that!