It’s really been 400 years American Standard time.

If white people really could control themselves we wouldn’t be looking at an international clusterfuck six days into 2020

Tom Hanks wanting to be come the best man he could; placed all his worst qualities into Chet via an amalgamation of science and supernatural ritual. Chet is now the harbinger of Hank; a malign spiritual energy hellbent on escaping its flesh prison and dominating the world.

No offense but you’re being a bit pedantic or obtuse. The WW3 memes from the last few days were specifically about recent events. You know this. WW3 memes before this were different. Both culturally and contextually. Even the punchline is different since the new punchline is specifcally referring to a specific, recent…

“Hey are you BLANK” - Me

It’s even worse when you realize that at minimum, your friend had cleaned up the story by 35% to put him in a better light. However bad that sounded, it was probably worse, especially given that he doesn’t see what’s so wrong with what he did in the first place. 

Yeah, I have never heard a story about Tom Hanks being an asshole to anyone.

That can’t be avoided. A Moffatt and/or Gattiss joint ALWAYS has a smart, flippant character who thinks he/she is in charge... right up until he/she is not. They gravitate toward material that includes an arrogant smarty-pants doctor, detective, or scientist.

Episode 1 certainly is worth watching - after that, your mileage may vary.

Hmmm... It’s almost like you’re intentionally misunderstanding what they could have possibly meant. Or you're super duper smart with all that civilization learnin.

Hey, being blamed for all the oppression we do is way harder than actually being oppressed!

Well, you could go the fuck away. I bet that would solve the problem for ya double-quick.

white men to blame for everything?  just b/c they’ve been in charge ever since the beginning of time?  makes no sense to me.

Nah its pretty accurate. He’s made some of a lot of people’s favourite movies, so it’s sad he’s so out of touch and bitter these days, and his status as a film industry underdog makes it even more disappointing.

Something I absolutely loved about the episode, and it was something I was really concerned about heading in, is that Dracula is a pure monster. Even his charming tendencies just bolster how horrific he truly is. I think the point on the book is a good one as a lot of people, and I include myself in this at a time,…

Willrow Hood is the motherfucking best.

I didn’t know who she was / why this was important until you explained it to me so thank you. Just lovely.

Millennial has knee jerk reaction to headline, doesn’t read article, immediately skips to comment section to post snarky response.

Funny, his comment about not being invited to the party reminds me of Linda Woovertons comment about the Beauty and the Beast remake. She said I wish I had been consulted more and stuff to that effect.  Frankly I understand the complaint both made and sympathize. 

And music that he co-wrote and originally performed, so I don’t blame him for being put out that they didn’t ever ask him his opinion on rearranging his compositions. Not that they had to, but it would have been respectful, as he said.