Anyway Hollywood will use the technology to de-age 26 year old actresses.

Bruce Willis probably would have been my choice.  If he hadn’t already been in a movie with this exact plot.

They actually started filming this movie 20 years ago, like BOYHOOD.

You can’t get “use to it” it’s either perfect and unnoticeable, or it shouldn’t exist.

lmao... let’s get it all in there “ONE OF the big cinematic fiascos OF THE YEAR, AND MAYBE OF SMITH’S WHOLE CAREER”.  Context, buddy.

Yeah I have white guy friends in their early 40s who absolutely look older than him...

Guys, 51 isn’t that old. I’ve gotta say, 23 and 51 were my two best years. Age him and additional 4 years to 55 and yeh, that’s when things start falling apart.

Captain Marvel spent all its de-aging money on Sam Jackson and left poor de-aged Clark Gregg looking super weird.

“looper” was the way to do it.

Smith was a weird choice for the lead in Gemini Man because he’s still fairly youthful looking.  He obviously won’t be mistaken for someone in their 20s but the posters and trailers for this don’t have a huge difference between the clone and the original.  

I don’t remember giving SNL the film rights for my origin story, goddamnit.

I feel the same way about Judy Greer. It seems like she should have had a bigger career than she has. 

Crikey!, I’m 30

Could’ve been Oi! 30! 

How dare you forget 2a, where the house doesn’t have Cinemax but does have a scrambled Spice channel? “DUDE! I think I saw a boob!”

I say this every time the subject comes up but I thought she was going to be the next Julia Roberts and I still don’t know why she wasn’t. I was a big Alias fan in college and I wasn’t interested in seeing this movie but at the time I thought it made total sense as the next move on her path to Hollywood domination.

I’m still at a loss why her career didn’t really take off after this. She proved she’s credible as both an action star and then with this, as a comedy/romantic lead. 

Jennifer Garner is insanely charming in that movie. It’s a real performance, not just a little joke, you know what I mean?

I say the same thing about NFL quarterbacks.

*Applauds*