Yeah, not being pissed at him first thing in the morning cause his snoring woke me up like 6 times totally improved our relationship, he sleeps in the guest room 2-3 nights a week and our marriage is better for it!

I'm a furnace and also claustrophobic, so he unconsciously snuggles in the middle of the night to warm up and I end up waking up with an anxiety attack. Marriage is so much fun.

Speaking from experience, release the care....... you're going to be dealing with them for presumably the rest of your life and it's probably not going to get better. Your husband has a different relationship with his family than you do with yours, so accept those differences and don't try to make everyone happy,…

My "friend" gave birth last week and had a FB page for her baby within 24 hours. One more post about her breast milk and I'm hitting the hide button. This is baby #2 and it's gotten worse since the first one.

At my old firm my tissue box of an office was next to one of the main conference rooms, so I had plenty celebrities walk by my door. The two memorable ones were Jack Black, who I heard muffled through the walls talking about football, and even though we'd been instructed (threatened) not to interact with celebrity…

Um, this is what 53 looks like.

I've been trying to eat "healthier" snacks and stumbled upon carrots and peanut butter, SO YUMMY!!! It's not very healthy though if you eat half the jar in one sitting. Oops.

Yesterday a co-worker caught me hiding from my boss and inhaling carrots and peanut butter in the kitchen, I told her I was "hiding and eating my feelings", she smiled and gave me a high five. As it should be.

When my dog died I got wasted and drunk dialed my friends probably sobbing uncontrollably. Don't know if I would call that "a new low".

Under my watch my niece once bit her cousin (whose parents were uber protective), I was mortified! "Um, sorry?!"

I never thought about marriage until I met my now husband, and I really like that the decision wasn't based on a OMG-I-have-to-have-a-ring thing and instead was a OMG-I-want-to-spend-the-rest-of-my-life-with-you thing. It was a choice that we put a lot of thought into and wasn't made lightly.

I agree. I really enjoyed being a bridesmaid. I don't remember how much the dress was but I do remember that the bride bought my shoes because I was about 3 hours away and couldn't make it for shopping day, so she just asked my size and got them for me. I also really enjoyed the bachelorette party, we got our palms…

Thanks! JCrew was a great suggestion. I definitely want a skirt, I've never been able to figure out the whole bikini line thing.

I'm going to Miami in May for my husbands birthday and secretly I'm terrified. Not only have I heard that Miami women are gorgeous but I haven't put a bathing suit on in 2 years and 40 pounds. So what do I do? Any suggestions on bathing suits for a big thighed woman?!

Bill Maher just pisses me off. Have you ever seen Religulous? He took what could of been a really awesome and informative premise and instead spent 2 hours telling various religious people that they were stupid, and in turn just came off as a smug asshole!

I'm in Long Beach, but also lived in West Hollywood for 3 years. Everything you've heard about LA traffic is 100% true. It sucks, and drivers are assholes. The 101 will be a parking lot at 9pm for absolutely no reason, and some part of the 405 is under construction at all times. Other than that, advice depends on…

He was definitely the Yellow King, but they set it up for season 2 by saying that there's more out there.

Paid a lot of money to see them, Josh Homme wasn't there, lead singer was drunker than me, walked out middle of set. Disappointing.

Same here, I'm in Long Beach. Last year I got to see Modest Mouse do a pre-coachella show, still keeping my ear out for this years surprises.

Yes, yes it is.