Thin Mints: the gayest cookies in America.

“So I went to the hat store today and I bought myself a hat!”

My step-father’s mother died very suddenly when I was a freshman in high school. She was only 63 and it was a total freak accident. She had fallen and hit her head, it was all around pretty terrible..

All I can think of is the Human Centipede. If only that mad scientist had provided such a helpful lil’ consent form for his subjects.

In this photo and this photo alone, he looks like a frightening combination of Rob Riggle and Will Arnett.

She’s neither. She’s a damn Squib.