So a week after I started this job, a guy who no longer worked at the publication I worked for died in a car accident. I never met him, and he was a copy editor so it wasn’t like I was familiar in any way with him through what he wrote.
But nevertheless, the EOC said everyone needed to go. So I went. And somehow the…

I would no longer be their friends. I would tell them to leave me alone and never try to contact me again. Racists are the worst of the worst.

Too bad for Terry that photoshop doesn't have a "remove rape" tool.

I am hoping that the swipe at Millennials was tongue-in-cheek. Millennials get shit on from all directions. I think they have it harder in so many ways than any previous generation alive today. If we're going to make ad hominem attacks, let's direct them at Baby Boomers, because all Baby Boomers are annoying and evil.…

Because you're always on our lawns! With your smarty phones and your eye pads and your fancy coffee drinks we can't pronounce. Damn whippersnappers. My walker doesn't have blue tooth!

Is anyone into James Franco at this point? He just seems like the epitome of "every asshole you dated in grad school who always made a big point of how he was smarter than you even though you had higher grades.....and he finished fast and then didn't notice you hadn't come and talked about how awesome the sex…

I hate it when actors ... act... instead of being paragons of our virtues! How dare they!

I like the word pussy. Vagina just sounds too "Dr's officey" and so does penis.

So, Richardson apologized because she had a boyfriend and he might have offended this said boyfriend? Uuuuughhhh!

I have THE WORST dog fever right now. (I go through dog fever like some women have baby fever. I never had that problem myself.) The sneeze, the diaper...DEAD.

Sorry to blow the scoop, but there have been quite a few people who have done this, and not surprisingly if they keep it up very long they die. Instead of it being a bit of gossip about the crazy girl in the crazy cult, it would be useful to see it for what it is — rationalization for anorexia because of our…

I honestly couldn't have put it better myself.

Did you get your $10,000 bounty up front, or is Jezebel sending the check in the mail?

What a brave little dude. Not many people would have the courage to go back in. Poor thing.

I don't know what this says about me, but the only thing I got out of that item about Rodriguez and Delevigne is that I need Michelle's skull sweater (sweatshirt?)LIKE RIGHT NOW.

Haha. My perverted thought was, "if most men fantasize about having two people giving them a blowjob, does that mean he can be blown by four people at once?"

"There is no strategy, no real interactive element, nor any need for any kind of skill. "