foe-glass.

THE BEAR IS SOMETHING OUT OF A HORROR FILM.

i know someone who called the cops to pick her up after a party, b/c her friends were too drunk to drive. Responsible, right? When the cop picked her up to take her home, he raped her in the back of his squad car.

i found out what a condom was when my mom gave me a huge brown bag of bright red ones. "Surprise!" then she laughed hysterically.

he looks GOOD for 96. Shit, he looks good for 80.

ditto.

that's a lot of make up. like...a lot a lot.

DUDE. she didn't say women shouldn't vote. Not even in the article you linked to! "In an interview this summer with the Jackson Free Press, Lane explains that she votes to counteract the insanity that other women regularly unleash at the polls."

i missed a bunch of this debate (shameful admission: i was getting a manicure), but I caught the last 20 minutes. I loved Raddatz, although I do think the abortion question could have been a little harder hitting. Perhaps they're saving it for the Presidential debate? THEY BETTER BE.

at least we can all agree that that brown jacket he's wearing is HIDEOUS. may he wear it forever in prison! buwahahaha!

I absolutely agree. Jezebel is in danger of becoming a sensationalist rag. Just b/c you're on the right side of the issue doesn't mean you have the right to do whatever you want w/ the facts (im talking about the headline, specifically).

im not surprised. sometimes Jezebel gets carried away.

1) the link is broken, and id like to fact check this. 2) can you please give us some actual info that indicates this is meant for women? (ie...a website to check)

So did she say anything about those actresses, or just about you?

i agree. 'jumped' is synonymous w/ attacked/robbed. Definitely doesn't imply rape.

i'd really like to know how that night went from the bride's perspective. i imagine it was something like this:

im sorry, didn't we already learn that it was supposed to be a sugar skull? It's entirely possible that that's a LIE, but not mentioning this alternate possibility in this article is bad journalism.

that picture will haunt me until the day i die. or forget about it.

great gifs...until the pig.

so i DID click through those photos, b/c i was curious about her handy dandy lighter-pipe, and I'll just let y'all know that 1) it's cool, and 2) she went to Home Depot to buy "multi-colored light bulbs ... including a pink one," according to TMZ.