this is the level of intellect that palin is working with. the kind that resorts to dick jokes.

my heart is breaking for him. also, why the FUCK didn't my boyfriend cry when we watched that damn scene!?

i felt relief, and then...weirdness, b/c the cat would be dead either way.

wait,...did Kitty DIE?

I love this woman. Fun House was one of the most wonderful graphic novels I've ever read. Scratch that. Novels. She's an inspiration.

what the? Red Panda. Why are we even giving this a second thought?

there are a lot of legitimate reasons to boycott UO. This is not one of them.

alex mack wears a hat!

I think these are all the originals, untouched. so...we can all go cry now. Thanks, Jezebel?

this was like reading an Onion article. All the meat was in the tortilla. I mean, the title.

the bland, monochromatic color scheme of Lochte's Vogue issue was a turn off for me.

it's sad that it was necessary for you to make it clear that that was a joke. but if you hadn't...oh, the wrath that would have ensued.

her quote is hysterical.

YEAH MOM!!

actually, i think it depends on how you define "hit." if you define it w/ monetary success and renewal for a second season, followers absolutely have something to do with it.

i was kidding around. but good for you, anyway.

"Every single person I know who doesn't have an account — and I can count them on one hand — secretly goes on their friend's Facebooks to stalk their exes, anyway."

"Every single person I know who doesn't have an account — and I can count them on one hand — secretly goes on their friend's Facebooks to stalk their exes, anyway."

"Every single person I know who doesn't have an account — and I can count them on one hand — secretly goes on their friend's Facebooks to stalk their exes, anyway."

obviously the commenters are crazy sickos....but....jezebel is sort of turning into a "look how much smarter and better we are than everyone else" rag. or am i just catching up?