If Shep were a hustling Real Housewife instead of layabout Southern aristocrat he would be on QVC, building a lifestyle brand around his theory “Grudges are for losers”, including books, a dance track, a diet plan and wine glasses.

Ask yourself why you feel it’s ok to remain friends with this person. This type of thing is why Trump got this far—if you still hang out with this person, you are tacitly accepting his racism.

“Why not watch the David S. Pumpkins sketch 10 times in a row instead of just once?”

This is one of those things that makes me laugh uncontrollably and simultaneously feel like I need to crawl into a hole and hide from my shame.

I hate the smell of bananas, and more than that, I hate that bananas spread their smell to everything they’re around. Ugh.

“The closeted perv has never come out as gay”

Because he very well may not be; being a child predator /= gay. Abusive sex is about power, not identity.

1. Have soldiers gather babies.

I’m sorry , and sorry for her loss, but I hate that emotionnal approach. Babies die of sudden death, and choke, and the alternative is not have each and every parents watch them till they are six. I’m sure there is a problem with providing enough quality daycare, for poor people that need it the most, specially, as it…

Nail - head!

Omgosh yes! I know a lot of people who got addicted to oxy via this doctor http://www.montgomerynews.com/articles/2013/… after he got arrested and their supply was cut off, they just started to go to Philly....where the heroin is super cheap, more potent than before, and literally everywhere :(

“I feel like this does kind of encourage the use of these incredibly dangerous, super harmful drugs.”

By why doesn’t that go both ways? If a dude is willing to let go of an amazing relationship b/c he doesn’t want to buy a piece of jewelry and have a party, then he should find someone else too. If that is what marriage is REALLY reduced to, then that should tell you something either way. The men in your friends’ lives…

My big red list no-no’s - flour, sugar, dairy, and red meat

that dudes are lying to themselves when there is a guy who isn’t model hot with a woman we consider to be attractive on screen.

Breaking news: sometimes your job might conflict with your religious beliefs so you might have to quit your job. THE END

You’re on the path to rightness. RGIII is unbearable (says the guy with the $110 RGIII jersey). So is Jay Gruden. So was Mike Shanahan. So was Albert Haynesworth. So was Donovan McNabb. So was Jim Zorn. Everyone who comes through this franchise becomes unbearable. It’s an unavoidable side effect of working in this…

I cast a glaring side eye at feminists who think women’s names belong to their fathers, but men’s names belong to the individual men that bear them. That’s not even “beginner level feminism.” It’s straight up sexism and dehumanization of women.

Cue butthurt comments from women who say there’s nothing sexist about taking their husband’s last name.