Biden’s not the only one available. Not yet.

Putting me in a position where my first vote in this country (I’m recently naturalized) must be for Joe fucking Biden is just another thing I’m apoplectically angry at Donald Trump for.

Seriously - what the fuck USA? The two main candidates are a self-confessed sexual predator with a long list of sexual assault…

I really wish Biden would lock down a strong VP (Warren, Harris) to lock down the progressives or give Bernie the Sec of Commerce Position/Domestic Advisor.

For my retired MAGA neighbor demanding everyone get back to work - Freedom Means he wants others to die so he can keep his stocks as high as possible. He is not working. Has not for years (he is 80’s).

Without Pussy Control, the artists are vaguely comparable.

That’s because a starting bid of $4k is laughable for one of those.

This a categorical mismatch:

Isn’t it funny how people assume that the rich...are clever?

Also means forcing the more vulnerable back to work by eliminating unemployment benefits.

As a throwback to my youth, it’s charming. As a way to spend six large? Dim the lights and flick the Bic, we’re going to Crackistan. 

Freedom means being willing to die desperately gasping for air so the stock market can go up another half percent. 

Pretty sure the driver ran away. Like Sir Lancelot in the Holy Grail. 

This^ Certain kinds of representation plant a seed of covetousness. And those planting the seeds control the narrative!

Apple computers and iOS devices don’t get viruses so you shouldn’t be worried...

HOEMAHGAWD!

I don’t know what makes them feel so special, but I know what makes you feel so special: $$$.

We’ve been having groceries delivered for 5 weeks now. It’s fucking expensive, Princess. But it’s a luxury we can afford, as apparently you can, too. (And I’m sure you join us in way over-tipping, as well.)

But just because…

essentially, yeah, nothing in the past 4 years has been a surprise. anyone who didnt know he was a moron well beore the election is not going to be convinced by the veritable “mad-libs done by a profoundly disturbed child” list of his actions now.

So we are showing up there Monday morning and demanding a tour, right?