saw someone commented on gawker yesterday to the similar tune of:

This guy is scarier than Trump to me.

not to be dramatic but that is the best sentence ever to be written in the history of the english language

I know he’s a douche, but I seriously felt sorry for him after reading the article. I mean, his parents didn’t even bother schooling him properly and just basically left him there to deal with the scrutiny. I think people just forget how fucking viral he was for a year. He had grown ass men and women bullying him…

So, Happy Valentine’s Day, you guys.

The Puritan Backroom is also the name of my Salem Witch Hunt-themed gay sex dungeon.

Fuck them.

I only support ONE creepy show that puts children’s lives and mental well-being in danger for my entertainment and that’s KidNation. BRING IT BACK! BRING IT BACK!

Whoever buys this place better have an amazon dash button for lysol wipes.

“It would be more useful to compare a one-to-one example, even if hypothetical, as opposed to Gayle’s. The simple truth is that you’re ignoring the broad context of how women are systematically treated with much harsher beauty standards than men and are much more likely to be discriminated against in nearly all areas.…

And with that, Pratt and Anna Faris are off my list of favorite celebrity couples.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go yank one off quickly.

She always has the option of writing a kickass tell-all book. I would love to see her throw the lot of them under the bus, get a haircut and move to the big city with her kids. That I’d watch.

I fuckin’ love fourth quarter Obama.

Clip:

J-A-I-L-O

I call it the "Roger Klotz."

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