Beating orangizers with toxic stingray tails:

Hong Kong isn’t like the rest of china. It kinda does its own thing.

I don’t think Teigen gets any more hate than any other woman who’s basically famous for being beautiful, then had the damned nerve to turn out to be smart, opinionated, and funny, too.

Yes! I’m torn between end table or just preserving him all curled up in a little ball like he sleeps on the couch. Then people who don’t know will come over and be like “Awww, nice dog!” and pet him and go “WTF!?”

I'd much rather adopt a new dog and give it a home than to spend a shit ton of money to clone my previous dog. We already have too many unwanted animals, so I'm not a fan of this. I also feel the same way about orphaned children.

And I thought my plan of having my dog turned into a taxidermied end table was crazy...

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Not much makes me squeamish or embarrassed, but that happening to me is pretty much my nightmare.

That’s because the Clinton years WERE gold.

I don’t want to seem like all of the things that are words that that are used for women; they don’t have those words for males.

The lines are so huge at these events, that all a terrorist would have to do is explode something / shoot before the metal detection gates. I guess it would lower the terrorist’s artistic grade to pull something off outside of the gates rather than inside, but, really, the damage would be huge anyway. Go upstream,…

Ah, the blue-footed booby. Worth an endless amount of middle-school snickering.

Yea. A pretty big difference both in body type and habitat. (tit’s on top)

God, this is grim. Like The Swan grim but with athleisure in lieu of pageant dresses.

Yeah, this is what I don’t get about cleanses — if your really think you need to clear the “toxins” from your body, and are willing to starve yourself to do it, why aren’t you willing to just stop ingesting said toxins to begin with, or at least moderate your intake?

Remember when actors had normal-colored teeth? aaaaaah.

My husband of 7 years left when I told him I was pregnant. Even though we wanted to get pregnant. I have long since forgiven him-but for me and my son. I don’t deserve to carry around the weight of that loneliness and anger. And my son needs a positive mother. It’s not easy, but it’s SO FREEING, and it allowed me to…

As an aside...it’s really sad how common this narrative is. A close friend saw her husband run off with his high-school crush, leaving her with pretty much full-time care of their nine month old son (despite lots of lip service from the guy about how he’s still suuuuuch a good dad, eye roll). Another mutual friend had…