Fuck those people. The service industry is a two way street. I expect to be served to the best of their abilities but I do so knowing that I am in their world and exist under their rules. If I am expected to wait to be seated I wait to be seated. If it's a place that requires you to wear a tie I will wear a tie. I…

I got out of the greys without an avatar before the last big overhaul of Gawker. Since then, I've had an avatar —plus comments that have had 100s of stars. This is a special occasion avatar, but I'm thinking of changing it:

The follow-up piece on BostonInno is...well, interesting. http://bostinno.streetwise.co/2015/03/03/ald…. Yes, the piece does make a point that Yelp is "questionable." But is it unethical to shame people who publicly act like dicks? I'm going to go ahead and say they had it coming to them. And honestly, I think the way…

ATTENTION YELPERS Entitled Pricks!

Like AXE. Not sure which is worse.

I dunno, that's honestly probably the best of the three posted... Like, it's an annoying, cutesy song, and she goes a little off key, but still. She's way more confident there than in her "official" videos (which I love, and send friends randomly... so they know I care). I don't think she's got a great voice, but…

She has many. Her cover of Santa, Baby is a classic. The screaming guy in the audience is the proverbial star on the tree.

mark what in the actual fuck is this music video and why can't I stop watching

Punch one and kick the other.

Tell Nev that you won't punch him if he punches Adam. Nev sucks, he will definitely punch somebody else to save his own face.

For a halloween costume? You bet.

Well I have eyes, so yes. Put it this way, her ass is as real as her nose, as her breasts, as her mother's nose, her mother's breasts, her mothers stomach, her grandmother's breasts, her grandmother's nose, her grandmother's facelift.....and so on. Her instagram shows she comes from a family of women who are head to…

I know, the endless line of (silk?) covered buttons is gorgeous! In the second picture you can just see them continue down the front through the glass.

Come at you? Whatever.

The art term is Apollo's belt.

FOR REALS

Just think of all the questioning boys they brought to Sexy Jesus with their missionary work. A generation of young gay men owe their consciousness to having seen a carrier bag emblazoned with abs that led them to see the light.

I remember my in the closet friend collecting these catalogs in high school. It was the closest thing he could get to porn.

I used to cut up the bags and use them to cover my 8th grade math textbooks. YOU BETTA BELIEVE I'M GONNA DIVIDE THESE FACTORIALS. HNNGGG.

From Marvin Mamet ;-)