Orange lips for daytime are awesome. I like the way you think :)

" ... so you couldn't see my religion ..."

For anyone who has no idea what we're talking about, I present the following without comment:

I've tried to jog with both my dogs, and they just will not have it. Props to anyone who can get their dog to do actual exercise with them, because it's a lot harder than it looks.

Kristen Stewart winning a César award is actually a pretty huge deal. She is the first American actress to ever win it, and the first to even be nominated for it in 33 years. The most recent nomination received by an American was Adrian Brody in 2002. It's an incredible achievement.

Having grown up in Northern Louisiana I. can. not. wait. for. Dallas. makeovers.

A brief memo to my fellow humans:

As a 5'9" woman who loooooves Japanese fashions but can only squeeze into the very biggest of it... count yr blessings!

And that's an actual medical procedure, which makes sense and improves quality of life for the patient. This is just.... I hesitate to say barbaric, but breaking someone's weight-supporting bones for fashion pretty much fits the bill.

When I'm feeling especially angry at rich people, I like to buy designer clothes I can't really afford using Paypal credit's 6-month financing. Then they think I'm rich, but really I'm even poorer than I was before. That'll show them!

Counterpoint: Milk is delicious.

Me too. I started hair pulling in high school....not singular hairs but many strands at a time from the nape of my neck. I knew what it was, and that is was "weird", but the relief I got from doing it overrode any "I know I shouldn't be doing this" thoughts.

I do the same to my poor fiancé, and he has a beard so the temptation is difficult for me. Every so often he'll appease me and let me pop a zit or ingrown hair, but I feel bad that he had to deal with my crazy.

One of the best boyfriends I ever had used to let me pick and squeeze his back zits.

No hair pulling (guy with short hair), but zit popping, tweezing, and self surgery (once removed plantars warts with a razor blade) are my jam.

I am suuuch a skin picker. Trying very hard to cool it, but it gets so much worse with stress.

holy shit! That was pretty much incredible. I'm convinced that Pharrell should have played Zero in TGBH.

Pretty cool.

I turn 33 in six months. Keep saying I am going to kick ass, keep waiting to start. You are an inspiration to me to kick it into gear! Cheers and congratulations!

I moved from Texas to deep south Louisiana for a job at a community newspaper about eight years ago. I live on the bayou among the Cajuns, who are notorious for eating just about anything. This is true. I have had squirrel and frogs legs and hogs head cheese like it ain't no thang since moving here.