As someone who had a very...complicated...relationship of various shades with a professor for years as an undergrad, and a current academic myself, I am very conflicted about this. Obviously, fucking a student in your class is not cool, but if you aren't the student in question's professor, I honestly don't think its…

It'll be wavy.

OMG This keeps getting worse. THERE IS A PORT. A "WALNUT SHAPED" BOOB PORT

Um... I'm wondering if the sarcasm didn't come across. Cliff notes version: it's totally ludicrous that this is breaking news. This model fits every conventional standard of beauty except extreme thinness. in real life, she probably stops traffic. And I am guesstimating that she wears a combo of size 6 to 10,…

you are better than all the pornstars mark shrayber

I actually loved Eloquii 1.0. I have so many of those staples that lasted a while. It was rare that they sent me a "miss," since I stocked my closet with a lot of their hits. If Eloquii 2.0 can bring back the side tie blue stripe dress that Eloquii 1.0 put out, I'll be forever grateful.

We weren't supposed to wear make-up while in school uniform, and the Lipsmackers gave JUST enough colour to get away from being yelled at! Probably why I have an obsession with Fresh's Lip Sugar (favourites are Honey (which I also have in gloss form), Ruby and Berry) and all the other tinted balms out there!

Pfff, like that's not a good thing.

I am, this moment, about to ship eight tubes of Dr Pepper Lip Smackers to a friend who is having problems hunting them down. I told the dude at the Target checkout last night that there appeared to be a nationwide shortage of Lip Smackers and he was very intrigued. Now it all makes sense!

I know a guy who will give me an extra $30 if I let him make a video of me doing it. Would they mind if I brought him along? I'm all about maximizing the bottom line.

Wait, what? The last thing I'd do is ask a friend of mine about perspective partners. Their track records says everything I need to know about that.

I don't mind bespoke or curated for that matter. As long as they are in their proper context. If you're not talking about suits or hand made and tailored clothing, don't use the word bespoke. If you're not Indiana Jones or don't work in a museum, don't use the word curated. Motherfuckers don't curate herbs, they grow…

Oh hell yes Etsy allows resellers.

"Think before you eat that second piece of pizza! No one wants to rape a fatty!"

I will watch just for Missy. Typically, I don't bother with the halftime show. I LUV U, MISSY.

What's really great is how he got that moniker.

I can tell you from experience that this is definitely a thing. I was a very unhealthy overweight adolescent. I went vegetarian in high school becuase I wanted to be healthier and I always felt wierd about eating animals. I started to loose weight and felt better. After a few years I wanted to try going vegan it felt…

The 3D printing world is primed for an uptick in leg braces.

Increased insurance premiums, no child tax credit, no public schools or universities.

She is. I like a few pro-GMO groups on Facebook and they have the best nickname for her - "Vain Hair" (an anagram of her real name - Vani Hari).