When I lived in Chicago, I used to drive around claiming any useful items people would leave in "their" parking spaces. You left that chair in a public street all day? Sorry, chump, that means it's not yours anymore.

I see where the nurse is coming from. It's a personal safety issue. One day it's vandalizing her car- it's rational to fear things could get worse.It may be an unwritten rule that you don't take a shoveled out space but it's the law that spaces on a public street is first come first served.

A pox on your questions. Down with love. Having just been dumped I'm finding the only thing I can do to distract myself is old episodes of Law and Order SVU. The only in love couples on that show are murdered/maimed/suffering from semen in the ear and anal contusions.

"You know I want to be a pretty corpse."

I don't know why we don't go around thoughtfully complimenting one another all the time.

I am a total dork and tried to answer all of these questions independently to see if I could fall in love with myself.

The MoH couldn't cancel her airfare for the destination wedding and ended up haunting the same resort area during the wedding, posting selfies from the bar.

Good. And duh, that's just good business.

I've never had any problems with getting sick from eating a partners sweet ass. Once after I had some fingers up there I got little fecal matter on them. Very little. Just soaped them up and washed away. I will admit, though I love rimming..and getting rimmed..I had no desire to lick my fingers clean. Hmm is that…

So, do you mean "jiggly" or did he really say that with a hard G, like...her ass giggles?

That's absolutely beautiful. And yes, I think we all have had that moment.

Yes, she does, and her lack of facial modifications in this day and age was unusual enough in Nightcrawler to be almost shocking. (And in case that sounds a little vague, I mean it in a GOOD WAY). You almost never see middle aged actresses in non- character roles with their own face.

I loved Nightcrawler, both Rene and Jake are amazing in it.

I think it's important to have this conversation. What qualifies as criminally punishable rape may not always be what qualifies as something like rape that induces some kind of psychological trauma. It's important to talk to your partner, because trust me - if (s)he finds out later on that you were having sex with…

To fix my termite problem I burned my house to the ground.

My thoughts exactly. Going with a friend could be a blast. I don't care what any of these guys say they're looking to trade a vacation for sex and nothing can convince me otherwise.

I love kids. I work with kids. I think kids are smarter and nicer and funner than adults. If things would have worked out differently and I would have had kids when I was younger, I would have loved it and been a great Mom. That said at 45 and child free, I really feel like I dodged a bullet. I get the joy from the…

I loved them! Back before I had the oven removed, these were my go-to. Not very eco, as you threw them away, but holy bloodletting, they can hold the tide for 12 hours and you can have CLEAN sex with them.

See I tried it after I had a baby and I just did online/app-based points and it DID NOT work for me. I then went to my mom's nutritionist for a few months and have lost 40lbs (a year later). It was more expensive starting out but I saw results.