That crystal dress is still probably the best thing anyone has ever worn.

Don't forget the "'I'm vegan for my health/ethics whatever' but not so secretly a neurotic anorexic and compulsive exercising maniac using veganism as a cover" diet. That one's a doozy.

I did the "Too Anxious to Eat" diet in college. Lost ten pounds, everyone praised me for how awesome they thought I looked, it was the worst most unhealthy thing. I just didn't eat more than a light meal a day for like...a month or two. I'm sure half of what I lost was muscle but, <sarcasm> at least it got me hipbones…

My old roommate tried this for a few days. It ended when she fainted while riding her bike home.

Adderal Diet: I lost 40lbs but it took 3 years.

Ugh. The lemonade diet. I had a friend who swore by this, then later admitted to being anorexic. I was going to give it a try when my husband said it was "anorexia light" and I realized how stupid I was being. This "cleanse" does nothing.

You didn't shart enough.

A friend of mine who shares my chronic single status (we're both misanthropes who don't deal with people constantly in our space very well) once commented that whenever she feels bad about not having a partner, she just spends more time with her straight female friends who do have partners. Their constant stories…

if I wanted someone to feed, bathe, and cater to constantly, I would have a baby BY MYSELF LIKE A FEMINAZi LESBIAN SHITASS.

That list is so hurting I'm surprised they suggest a bath... Cos "rill men" don't take baths. At least not the rill men types who would respond to this list.

My marred chest, the end of my marriage: none of it was as bad as any of us had expected.

It appears even a plus size brand understands that more fabric costs more money.

I find it odd that there is no mention of the increased cost on the 1x to 3x sizes.

I've seen fabric like that sequined one locally, and if I were to buy it just the fabric alone probably would run $40-60 at least. It is very difficult for small designers to compete, price-wise, with the big retailers because they a) don't usually have the sweatshops that keep labour costs down and b) aren't ordering…

I know exactly what you are saying. Most fat women are apples or pear types. And yet even on the websites that cater to us they have these plump but not too plump women who I'd call curvy. Curvy is nice. I'm curvy.

why is there no white history month, right?

But don't you see? You're just an entitled kid of wealthy parents and they merely tolerate you so that you can throw money at them in the future, because art historians and curators think you're just a total bore otherwise. How could anyone who attends a function at an art gallery or museum have any sort of respect…

This comment is a thing of beauty. Not only do you shame someone for acting badly in a thread about "What was the worst thing you've ever done at a New Years party?" where the acting badly = stealing a bottle of off-brand juice with no other bad outcome, but you manage to shade the former Corcoran, obviously dredging…

Hmm...in my experience, fivesomes are like student group projects - two or three people do all of the good work, while the rest do a little busy work and then grow bored or lazy and later brag to their friends about feats they never did.

I have a dress with side cut outs in electric pink and when I wear it I put glittery bronzer on my exposed sides because living in New Jersey has a permanent effect on your brain and I love it.