When I had a kid I was married to a man that made more than enough money to support us. Our plan was for me to stay home and then finish my degree when our daughter started school. That didn't work out and he doesn't pay child support. But thank you for your judgement.

I tried waiting until we were financially secure before having kids. Now I'm 39 and my partner is 44 and we're probably not going to have kids, and I'm fucking pissed off about it. FUCK an economy that operates as though kids are a luxury good, or asks you to choose between a college degree you'll pay for the rest…

I don't know why certain Christians can't figure out that the separation of church and state was intended to protect them (and their religious practice) as much as (or even more than) anyone else. They seem unaware of the early history of the US, wherein Christians were persecuting other flavors of Christian (e.g.…

Yes. In the books of Ezekiel and Isaiah in the Old Testament. I don't recall any other references about his "fall" but he is mentioned throughout the Old Testament in general in nearly every book. Phew, I knew my Christian upbringing would come in handy some day.

Oooh, wait wait wait! We've also gotta get a shot of the Flying Spagetti Monsterite display!

I wonder whether this will become a socially acceptable answer women can give as to why they don't want to/have children: "Because I can't afford to". Because aside from the fact I just don't want children anyway, as a single woman on a secure but low income, it's definitely one of the key reasons why if I did, god…

Demonizing fat people doesn't help. He's a bad fucking person, size has nothing to do with it.

Because a white man who perpetuates a stereotype via a racist joke is a victim and the black woman who is the target of the racist joke is the villain who must be stopped.

Last night I wish somebody stabbed me. My mother in law said: "I consider myself a progressive but why can't lesbians dress better? They aren't doing themselves any favors by trying to look like men. They should look more feminine and who knows, maybe they will catch the eye of a man and become straight. Isn't…

Exactly what I thought! In the updated Cinderella story, her fairy godmother (a sleazy plastic surgeon) tells her to make those titties count because they'll be gone by midnight. Then Cinderella leaves her bra at the ball, the prince makes every woman in the land try it on during his search for Mystery Tits,…

"I'll corn your corpia!" *stab*

What I have always wanted, as a triple D and beyond:

As long as her mom keeps her from the creepiness, I don't see what is different between her situation and that of child actors.

Oddly enough "I tried" is exactly what is wwritten on my grandmother's gravestone.

At least hers is cool. Everybody else is thankful for god and Jesus, and their teacher. Brown-nosed little suck-ups.

Nope, nope, nope (insert gif of octopus skittering across the ocean floor). The single best thing about radiation therapy for breast cancer was losing armpit hair (baby smooth!) and the fact that only about 10 grew back.

Halloween pajama bottoms, a nightgown that has a floral "LA" on it even though I live in NJ, fair isle fuzzy socks... fuck yeah, I'm stylish as fuck. Don't hate.

In my family we dressed up for Thanksgiving, but now I always spend the holiday with my husband's side. Here football is the focus, so we eat the meal during halftime and it does not matter what one wears. I usually make a little effort, but not this year. I have a nasty cold, so my beauty routine was non-existent.…

Who among us can resist the party in the back?

The "Bowls, bowls, all types of bowls" Missy Elliott reference is the best part.