I clicked on this article solely because the clear toilet was awesome. 11/10 would buy.

I dunno...me personally, I try to keep any girl I'm with happy. Why? Because she should be happy with the person she's with, otherwise I get kicked to the curb, maybe? Quaint idea, I guess.

People who have a healthy fear of Toilet Snakes.

When it comes to venomous snakes in toilets, you can never be too safe.

One thing this incident shows is the appalling trend of teachers accused of abuse being shuttled from one school to the next. The district's reaction was not to fire him, but to move him on to a different school. Why? Maybe they believed it was an isolated incident, but there is also the fact that firing him…

my daughter had one...first day she played with it I had to cut it out of her hair lol!

I totally agree about nobody laying a hand on my kids, 100%. But I think swimming absolutely should be taught in schools. Unlike touch football, or soccer, or whatever bullshit normally goes on in a PE class, knowing how to swim saves lives. I grew up in a town on the ocean + bay + river, and swimming was taught in…

I can understand if people are allergic or prefer one kind of pet more than other (dog vs. cat, big dog vs. small dog) but people who just do not like animals? Who is that?

Porn is a plague, and it has ruined any concept in boys' minds of actual, consensual intercourse.

Really? Even though he named her "Greer Grammar"?

Now you just need to get mentioned on SNL to be passe

Pissed off at me for being "lazy" when I was sick.

If it will ease her pain, I am available to be adopted by her or any celebrity who wants to pay off my student loans and invite me to their lavish holiday celebrations...

"I even sent a sex fax" LOL.
*spends the rest of the day humming: what I would do with a man like that*

Our local indie bookstore has a 3D printer and host events where you can bring a pattern or picture or whatever and have it printed for a small fee. They'll do larger pieces on demand but the cost is higher. I have no intention of buying a makerbot but I plan on getting a 3d copy of my husband's head and making it…

O Cum, All Ye Facials

Three-way in a Manger

I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa's Balls

A lot of libraries have makerspaces with 3d printers and some just charge per file to print.

Shut your whore mouth. I taste so much in it! But, it's not really hot to me. I have damaged my tongue living in so CA with all our Mexican food hahaha

sometimes i just think you want people to fight you