“Mystery guest, are you, by any chance, a bad driver?”

Why was this woman trying to meet the parents of the young man she killed on film at the fucking White House? To say, “Sorry, but I’m not leaving! MAGA!”

A kid I knew in high school lost his mom to a drunk driving diplomat. She was walking the dog with a friend early in the morning, and a drunk Russian swerved onto the sidewalk and killed her. He smelled of alcohol and could barely stand, but refused to talk to the cops. He had a diplomatic passport and license plate,…

It could be worse. The full version was, “What, you’re no longer down with this dominant, prominent, malcontent, nonevent, rubber cement, breach of trust with fraudulent intent pussy?” 

It looks like you might have Simms and Wilson mixed up in a sentence in the first paragraph there (i.e., you’ve written that Simms pulled on Wilson’s tampon rather than the other way around). 

Sorry but Denzel is a huge a hole.

Actually, I thought that was really emotionally evolved of her. My husband and I are pretty much always on different planes when it comes to one matter or another. Being able to acknowledge that and respect the other person’s journey is what has kept us together for 15 years.

That’s fucking genius. I will regularly repeat this. 

...Please just not Denzel or Tom Hanks lord, that’s all I ask.

Imagine dedicating a not insignificant portion of your time to trolling a blog.

Counterpoint: that outfit was hideous. But here’s the thing, it doesn’t matter what I think. I’m glad she wore it too, and I’m also glad she told him, via a scripted “reality” show, to get lost. Makes me wonder what they really talk about in real life.

The family has a combined wealth of $1.6 billion. (Yeesh.) Those children will always be able to preserve their bubble.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out less religion and more “SHE’S GETTING MORE ATTENTION THAN ME WAH” like his usual tantrums all boil down to.

Kanye famously overhauled Kim’s wardrobe when they first got together. He told her that her style was tacky, and he threw out her entire wardrobe while she cried. Then, he restocked her closet with what he liked and even dictated how her hair and makeup should look before she left the house.

The sudden turn into Christian zealot is what concerns me. I hope the two little girls dont have to grow up with the body shaming crap that follows

“i could have me a good girl, and still be addicted to them hoodrats”

He’s always been a control freak and egotist who doesn’t like people doing things he doesn’t have a say over and then throws a fit over it.

I’m getting really bad vibes from where Kanyes thinking seems to be headed. And I've seen enough patriarchal nonsense to last a lifetime. Kim, run girl and apply for sole custody