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I would totally do this sober. First shot of the night. Sign me up. But I’m from another cold Canadian town, and love doing gross shit.

Jesus, that’s a huge picture. You all said yes, so HERE YOU GO!

This was just a day or two afterwards. It basically just looks like weird pruny skin now. I’ve been told it could take a year for the nail to grow back.

Men who are pro-life see women as subhuman, so, this is a big NOPE from me. I’m so over giving people the benefit of the doubt.

Hogwarts crest update. Slow going as usual, thanks to mini Ooki never wanting to sleep at reasonable hours.

Nothing fancy, but it’s taking waaaayy more yarn than I planned and I had to wait until my day off to get back to the fabric store to buy more. I’m making a pom pom rug for Lucy because I feel bad she’s an indoor kitty. I wanted to make a little simulated patch of grass, but she seems to like the backing more than

Half of America is unbelievably stupid; that’s why he’s president.

Seems like at least 35% are.

“I’ve helped pass and signed 38 Legislative Bills, mostly with no Democratic support, and gotten rid of massive amounts of regulations. Nice!”

Wait, is he literally boasting about obstruction/witness tampering/testimony influencing?

How ‘bout a bill that requires classes teaching police how to interact with kids?

Great job, Georgia. Smart choice!

Damit Spicer regain your dignity and just quit. There no way you are being paid enough to get shouted at or ignored. Get out now, grow a moustache and beard and you are employable with some minor spineless GOP lizard.

Funny. Spicey is the only member of this administration I don’t hate with the Fire of a thousand suns. Maybe it’s cuz I love Melissa McCarthy I dunno. But he’s the only one who doesn’t seem like a sociopath. Sorry Steve. You lose.

What’s happening in Syria right now is so worrying. I mean, more so than usual. The US shot down a Syrian jet and the Russians has suspended the incident-prevention hotline. Then it said it will treat all coalition planes (west of the Euphrates river) as targets. Australia suspended their strikes for the time being.

If I squint I can see why people like McMaster and Mattis stick on in this administration despite all the bullshit, the occasional humiliations and the tarnished reputation. There’s a thought they can do good for the country, protect national security from an unhinged president, and maybe history will look more

Sean, why do you let these fucks debase you so? Just quit, buddy. They don’t give a shit about you. (but you signed up for this)

“I believe, is very much fueled by social media and frankly, it’s fueled by the fact that journalism is not journalism any more,” she said. “So you point the fingers at the journalism, then?” reporter Ben Jacobs asked. “No, don’t put words in my mouth, Ben.”

“Sean got fatter”