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Isn’t it just mortifying that President Iohannis of Romania speaks better English than the current President of the United States?

“In America, we don’t worship government. We worship God.”

Stassa, you really have to look at the exchange surrounding Trump’s claim that he would speak under oath (emphasis mine):

I want to see Agent Orange testify under oath simply for the enjoyment of him perjuring himself fifteen minutes after giving his testimony by tweeting.

Yep. She needs to get charged and locked up too. It’ll be a family affair.

The two people that blocked off bystanders should be charged as accessories to murder as well. Justice for the man’s killers is great, but a clean sweep on everyone involved is more than warranted.

A judge sentenced Thicklen, 26, to three days in the Milwaukee County House of Correction and a fine of $200.

He used the L word right off the bat. This is amazing.

This gonna be good...

It’s bad enough she had to be JAILED and in SHACKLES, just for testifying, but Cardinal and her attacker were held in the same jail?? And were transported in the same van?? I have never heard of anything like that before. No wonder she was panicking during her testimony. It must have been a living nightmare for her.

Not to mention the less Caucasian you are...

It’s disgusting how many cases in Canada involving both First Nations people and women are utter shitshows. Especially in cases relating to sexual assault. It’s a huge problem in our courts. From the show trials (Ghomeshi) to this case, it’s a constant, horrific disappointment.

I do not understand the appeal of Chris Pratt.

The one thing I feel I’ve learned about Comey is that he loves drama. He looooooves drawing a story out to highten the intensity. He loves being too clever by half.

That little flourish brought to you by “What happens to you when you fire the FBI Director in a manner to heighten his personal embarrassment you fucking moron of a baby that I cannot believe is President.”

Comey is amazing. He managed to get the word hookers off that dossier into public record by way of writing what Trump said to him. Brillz! He’s basically begging to be asked about it and legitimize it further.

Way to bury the lede!!!!

High school me would just have just said fuck it and chucked the bra. If you thought the straps were distracting wait until you see these G’s sway.

Middle school teacher here: I have had five major racist incidents (That we know of) this year, which is five more than my previous nine years of teaching combined.

A lot of my students are scared. All of my students are American Indian. They see what’s in the news and it makes them uncomfortable.