But that isn’t even attractive. $51k should look better than a pile of synthetic and shitty looking flowers. I swear to god my Great Auntie May had that exact thing draped across her toilet cistern with a doll in a crocheted dress cleverly disguising the spare roll of tp.

Jesus, Trump. You are presumably the leader of the free world. Learn how to give a dignified handshake. Cringing.

Right?

Oh my God. Stop pretending to care about the safety of women. If you really cared about the safety of women, you’d open more Planned Parenthood clinics so women can have access to health care, birth control and safe abortions!

Bathroom Bill sounds like a Garbage Pail Kid.

My dad just said that whoever is leaking all of this info should be hanged cause he’s a traitor. I asked him if the subjects of these leaks should also be punished. Of course he was like no. I promptly blew up at him, reminding him he wasn’t worried about the person(s) who leaked the info from the DNC.

So, some context about NATO the president obviously doesn’t know.

How much do you want to bet the president of the United States of America doesn’t know which continent Montenegro is located on.

The most enraging part of that clip of tRump shoving the President of Montenegro is the stupid expression on his face as he pointlessly tugs on his lapels.

Does anyone like his eyebrows? They really do require heavy grooming...

And the Mussolini shot...

More on Ivanka and Jared: they failed to disclose their multimillion dollar art collection on their financial disclosure forms (ethical violation), then featured their artworks on Instagram! Sad.

Can Macron adopt us? That handshake was pretty much exactly what happens when your step-dad meets your mom’s shitbag ex-husband (your dad) at your high school graduation.

This is my same argument for all the live tv musicals they’ve been doing. You have ALLLLL of broadway to choose from. You can’t argue that you chose Breslin for her big name draw, because...no, so what’s the excuse for choosing her. If tv insists on doing live musicals or remaking shit like this, get actual…

Hot Taek: The original Dirty Dancing was garbage too.

Can someone teach Trump HOW TO SIT ON A GODDDAMN CHAIR?!?

i think this might be too late so not enough people will know about this assault, but i would love to be wrong