On the off chance you’re serious, GOAT means “Greatest of All Time.” As a side note, that abbreviation is most frequently associated with Muhammad Ali, who won what was quite possibly *the* most famous fight in history, the Rumble in the Jungle (you know it’s a big deal when people can remember the name of the fight…

It’s more like when you’re dumb, idiotic parents go away for the weekend on a ski trip with all of your teachers and friends parents and you’re terrified about how much they’ll screw up your life while away

Who is on the 12-hour flight and whole trip with Trump. This is gonna be fun.

HST = GOAT

Was I the only one who felt some sort of slight relief when they saw Trump leaving for his “big foreign trip?” It was like being a teenager and waving to your parents while they drive off on their long weekend trip, leaving you home alone.

Wait until September when you read his “What I Did On My Summer Vacation” essay.

JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

oh, that is sweeeeeeeeeet :)

“Getting ready for my big foreign trip.” Seriously, “big”? Come on, “foreign”? JFC, is there anything that comes out of this guy’s mouth that doesn’t sound like the utterance of a fourth-grader?

[NPR reported earlier today that the Saudis will be serving him a well-done beefsteak with a side of ketchup, whilst others will be served lamb and rice.]

I have $2 on Toby Keith insulting the audience tonight, and blood spilling as a result. Five American clams says the current occupant of the White House manages to insult all three Abrahamic religions before the week is out.

Can you imagine him at any formal dinner? Or even eating anywhere he isn’t served charred steak with ketchup?

And now it’s being reported that the ‘person of interest’ being investigated is Jared Kushner.

There is a 0% chance that 45 doesn’t say something totally insane, even for him, on this trip. It is going to be long, boring, and he won’t be able to go golfing. He is going to be grouchy as a baby on a roadtrip with a dirty diaper.

underrated comment.

I’m kicking my weekend off with immense joy knowing that those dead eyed gargoyles are going to be living Sartre’s No Exit for the next 9 days, trapped on a virtually indestructible military aircraft with Donald Trump and the press. It’s a hell they cannot escape and that they richly deserve.

Probably deliberate to be honest.

Does this mean Putin went to Jared, too? I love it.

He just got on a plane. CHANGE THE LOCKS!!!