mfw when I learned that rich people call going to parties networking, and consider it work

What justification could the judge have in granting this obscene request?

Meanwhile on Fox News, Comey “resigns”:

There seems to be a media-wide convergence on the term ‘shitshow.’ There is a lot to recommend that word, and we should all use it as the collective noun for this administration. A shitshow of Trumpkins. “Is there no responsible adult in this whole shitshow?!”

Follow-up tweets from @ColinKahl

4. Sean Spicer yelled that Comey was fired into the hall so reporters would overhear and break the story. This was followed by Spicy hiding in the bushes to avoid real questions from media.

Former Obama deputy assistant and Biden national security advisor asks an important question and a former CIA deputy director responds:

The reports that for weeks he’s been screaming at TVs that talk about the russia investigation and that he’s isolating himself more and getting more furious that people keep seeing the smoke from the investigation are FASCINATING.

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE?

God, how FUCKING STUPID IS HE? Not only did he think firing Comey would successfully cover his ass, he thought people would be fucking happy about it. Seriously if I have to read about how anyone can be President now—this does nothing except prove that only people with adequate capabilities and experience should be…

I think we all know that the “Trump Presidential Library” is just going to be a giant, flat-screen computer monitor scrolling tweets.

I don’t know if anyone is keeping track of how often twitter investigators are right about these things but Claude Taylor (@truefactsstated) has been saying this for a while. I take those tweets with rather large grains of salt, because I mostly read them so that I can keep my sanity and hope that someone is doing…

We’re in dictatorship territory.

So basically, Donald never wanted to be president, he want a lucrative gig on Fox News bitching about the corrupt government *after* the election, and after Hillary spoke out Donald realized it was Comey’s fault that he’s now stuck doing actual work.

He absolutely deserved to be fired for what he did to Clinton. But let’s not kid ourselves that he was fired for that reason. He was fired because Trump is afraid that Comey is on to something. This is beyond Watergate levels of corruption. We need a special independent prosecutor to oversee that investigation. …

I have no love for Comey but trump firing the head of the FBI while being investigated by the FBI is very troubling. I believe the last president who did this was Nixon so...

“claimed that O’Reilly repeatedly bragged about his phone-sex prowess,”

Scientists are taking a break from inventing new boner pills?

i bet that cake tastes fuckin gross and i am mad about it