forgive me, i have not been around to barf in a while so i bring a bit of Kaopectate to settle the stomach. good news everyone!

lets not forget the flags that they were, unfortunately, not able to protect.

Confession: I have never seen Dirty Dancing.

How old was Baby supposed to be in the original? Because Abigail Breslin looks MUCH younger than Jennifer Grey circa Dirty Dancing. Like, it’s weirding me out.

And not to wear too much makeup.

Someone should warn Abigail Breslin not to get a nose job.

“crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines, they almost crossed the plaid line, which is many many many lines past the red line. Also let’s not forget her emails.”

He declared that the attack “crosses many lines, beyond a red line, many many lines.”

Except that your position is supported by neither fact nor statutory law nor extant California case law.

You’re like the only person who has said that, and I appreciate it. I also can’t afford a $4,000 bar class so I’m using generously donated BarBri materials from last year, plus I’m making my own flashcards and outlines (I learn via writing more than hearing). Everyone says it’s impossible without BarBri, but my mom…

Thank you. I had a mental health struggle that kept me from taking it right out of law school so now I’m re-learning everything. I’m determined. This weekend I’m going to take a break from studying to make a goddamn posterboard of every asshole in this administration and hang it above my desk, so that when I start…

In California, the landlord’s conduct is extortion as defined by California Penal Code 519(5). It is a felony, punishable by up to four years in prison.

Yeah. Whenever people went on about the total impossibility of deporting all the undocumented people, I just said “They don’t actually want to deport that many people. What they want is to create a terrorized underclass who will work for even less money, never go to the police or authorities for crimes, and basically…

So today, ironically, there was a job posting for an attorney or July bar exam applicant at the Legal Aid in my city. Actually, there were two postings, but one of them was for a housing security attorney, representing tenants in private and subsidized housing disputes and advocating for tenants by working with…

I assumed it meant that she was taking the husband’s name off the lease, and the landlord was using that as an opportunity to change the terms.

OMG, you think they’re those incestuous twins in that Dear Prudence letter from a few years ago?!?

These pictures tell me that one of these guys at some point learned the more flattering way to position your head when you’re having your picture taken. And he never explained it to the other guy because it allows the audience to unconsciously assign him the role of the more attractive twin. He’s a terrible brother.

Still convinced they’re the famous Dear Prudie incest twins:

1. My mom theorizes that the Property Brothers are fraternal twins who both got a little bit of plastic surgery to try and pass as identical

2. HGTV’s entire programming philosophy is home renovation + hosts who are slightly “off” in how they interact with one another so the viewer can speculate wildly about their…

I can’t look at their faces directly. Like I have to force myself to look at them from the corner of my eye. It’s almost like there’s something off-center about their faces? Like something’s slightly askew and when you stare at them directly you feel slightly off center?