Anyone who is appalled by the tone of this email is adorably inexperienced when it comes to receiving emails from the executive leadership down to middle management and below. The genre is always self-congratulatory and filled with ‘team wins’ that mean nothing to the recipients, but the execs feel like ‘sharing the…

I’m Reform, but my brother is Orthodox and he never misses an opportunity to tell me I’m not a “real” Jew. We are currently estranged. I hope with all my heart that this isn’t a similar situation where certain Jewish organizations were targeted for not being observant enough. Similarly, I pray that this wasn’t a…

im sure the response to this will be great.

Now that the piece of shit has been arrested, try him, sentence him, and then execute him. Do it all within a five year period so the tax payers don’t have to pay to feed the animal for very long.

Soon, my pretties. Soon.

If the election was compromised, then Pence cannot hold office.

He was head of the transition team. How will he try to explain how he had no idea what was going on?

If this investigation doesn’t lead to trump being impeached, the little faith I have in our democracy will be completely dead.

Some of the Twitter sleuth journalists who have been on top of this for 9 months have warned that the next 4 or 5 weeks are going to be dramatic, and dark.

Yawn call me when they have a smoking gun and can impeach him at this point it’s just bluster and smoke so if you’ll excuse me i’ll be busy concocting scenarios that get pence and Paul Ryan removed from office too.

Somewhere, Pence tents his fingers, awaiting the inevitable impeachment proceedings.

Don’t for a second believe that they actually don’t have the votes to pass this. They’re giving away political bribes like they’re beads at Mardi Gras - call every single one of your congresscritters today and lodge your opinion.

I don’t say this often, but

He told a joke at the beginning about pitching a fake movie to a producer at the Oscars about a super hero who got his strength from touching a woman’s vagina. But since the hero was not attractive he couldn’t convince women to let him touch them once, very gently so he had to resort to rape to get his strength to…

I’ve made this argument on Jez to much (obvious) contention but really, I just don’t think comedy is for progressives. Modern progressives are too sensitive and go into viewing entertainment with a list of boxes to check for groups and subgroups and sub-subgroups that shouldn’t be “offended.”

Well, Ivanka wrote it while daddy held her left tit.

If Donald fucking Trump wrote a word of that statement I’ll eat my left tit.

“freedom, dignity, and wealth.” Aww yes, we must still believe whether conservative, or neo libral, the market will save the day. In the richest country on earth people in Flint still have no clean water and yet, socialism is a dirty word. If we have any hope of moving forward as a nation we must stop fetishizing…