Apparently, she was made to create even more annoying music. My daddy always told me to own up to my mistakes.

Oh, big whoop. I’ve seen countless bands do the exact same thing.

Well, that explains a lot of things.

I can smell my neurons frying every time I read Anus Pus’s tweets. This fucker needs a Language Arts tutor.

So we don’t have to wax our ass crack anymore?

A possessed flea market, Elf on the Shelf ripoff

This old fart’s picture is so photoshopped, it is making me uncomfortable. Please cover it up.

I got on the bus this morning and I couldn’t find anywhere to sit. As I stood by the back door, intently attempting to predict who would get off first, So I could swoop in and rest, I noticed there were lots of seats with no asses on them. There were at least four or five men spread eagling their hams like they were…

From my understanding, as a rape victim, consideration is to be taken if you don’t show up to court- because logically, it is further traumatizing an already vulnerable person. I would know, I just got through the courts as a victim of multiple counts. The system failed this poor woman, already marginalized by a…

The beard on that man is making me grunt, and I’m embarrassed of me.

Also, I don’t get the clothes :( but if I looked like that, I would wear a glad bag covered in glitter.

I’ll watch that.

It doesn’t matter. You are there to face your constituents, and listen to their concerns- that’s your job. You can’t just get elected and forget you have people to answer to.

My mom makes me drink a glass of water spiked with baking sod, every morning. I just do it to appease her

I can just imagine the tantrum he threw over that Tweet:

I have been surfing the comment sections through various news reports, and I am perplexed at the amount of people who go, “they should have just kept quiet, and respect his freedom of speech. They wouldn’t be dead by now”.

I once lost my then two-year old in a downtown park Canada Day celebration. There were people everywhere, I wasn’t wearing my glasses, and I also had my six month old in a stroller. It was about two minutes before we found her, but they felt like an hour. The panic was the most horrible thing I have ever felt. I was…

I had to reply, because once she said “why don’t you take you shit and shove it up your flat ass?!” I felt like I was talking to a teenager. Also, it’s one of the least offensive things she has ever said. My mam always told me to fight with grace, so I never have to hide my face, baha!

You just lit up my world, thank you!

My ex’s mom was amazing, but alas, I couldn’t keep her after I dumped her kid, right? So now I have one that makes me believe I did something horrible in a previous life, and now I’m paying for it.