I like to imagine the lyrics as a nonsensical love letter from a Bachelorette cast-level douche. Like this:

This guy is ROCKIN the Brigitte Bardot. He's got the sultry locks, the come hither stare, and the smug, mysterious smile. Where did they find these dudes who were so willing to have their tresses dressed like lady locks? And to get so into it that they match their poses to their do's?

This seems to be par for the course for white feminists regarding issues that affect people of color. It fits right in line with the rest of white feminism's historical trajectory.

Amanda Bynes' sexuality is relevant to her psyche hold because ...

Or, you know, it could be a well-written, hilarious,engrossing show with one of the best, no, ONLY ensemble female casts, ever. I fail to see the problem with the behaviors she's complaining about from the "wildly racist tropes". The black people say they like fried chicken while acknowledging the stereotype; I don't…

Hodor?

Jessica Coen cannot, in fact, name him, because as everyone knows if you say Hugo Schwyzer three times he shows up in your house and insists that the real gender problem in the world today is women not being nice enough.

Jenny McCarthy. Expert on pharmaceuticals for infants and children. Can't figure out how to tun her iPhone keyboard the right way. #awesome #brilliant

I feel like it's insanely telling that this is a group that has moved around a lot in order to find a place that is willing to grant them the lack of oversight they apparently desire.

We're informed by a manager that the water flights are actually sold out — they've had major interest since the L.A. Times piece

He who called the extra sessions should pay for it. Or get hit upside the head with a shovel. I'll take either one.

Not gonna lie, I let a big, fat "AAAAWWWWWWW!!!!" out over the Beyonce pic.

My rule of thumb is if it makes me feel like an old person trying to take video of myself on my computer, it's not for me.

It was actually a couple different "flavors" (multiple ice cream cones), which he announced by color, not flavor...

Hey parents! Guess who's smarter than your toddler? Freaking chickens.

I'll just leave this here.

My grandma had sex with Frank Sinatra. "drops mic"

"And not everyone who hates America started out that way."

I completely agree. You're analysis is not only interesting, but it is a reminder that we need to move beyond appearances when determining the "goodness" or "badness" of a person. This cover is provocative because of the cognitive dissonance is evokes in many Americans, and I think that makes it brilliant. It…