I don’t understand you. I hope you are not implying being muslim makes you more prone to homophobia. If you think so, please educate yourself.

He sounds and looks just as resigned and numb as I feel. This is the eighteeth time he’s had to make this kind of statement in his presidency. Eighteen times. God.

Why do I get the feeling you’re one of those Nice Guys™ women never go for?

Salt in the wound.

Oh my, that cheek pinch? The joyful giggle? The hip sway? Reminding her that he’s her president?

BEST FRIENDSHIP

Every time I listen to Mock speak, I end up searching for a non-sarcastic, genuine applause gif and am at a loss.

And to think people were touting Webb as the solution to the Bush-era setbacks of the Democratic party back in the mid-oughts. Who could possibly have guessed that a socially conservative white male with nominally progressive economic policies would turn out to be just racist?!?

Let me guess...

He’s right about universal white privilege; I seriously doubt being white confers any advantage upon you in the event of proximate supernova explosion or depressurization in the vacuum of space.

A guy said the same thing to me once. He claimed I looked older than 12. Looking back on my 7th grade photos...he was a fucking liar trying to use ‘she looked older’ as an excuse for his predatory behavior. So now I always side-eye that excuse.

The real problem is that we allow girls to go to school at all! With their boobs and legs and various holes that could be penetrated....it’s a recipe for disaster.

Nice.

“smelled like the troll ron knocked out in the bathroom on halloween first year”

lmao i know what you mean. in my life, i’ve known this josh, who was a gem of a human, another josh who is an awesome, overgrown frat bro type but not in the rapey douche way, and that’s about it for good joshes. i’ve also been sexually assaulted by a josh and had to be lab partners with a josh who looked and smelled…

Literally everything I write on his website is for my own amusement.

LOOK AT THOSE EYELASHES THOUGH