My biggest fantasy is that he wins the republican nomination handily, then says such ridiculous things in the primary that hillary wins in a landslide, and then after he loses says “yeah, i just thought she should be president so I made up the most ridiculous things I could. Republicans are idiots for believing me.”
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While I agree that human and financial resources may be better spent elsewhere in the medical field, I take exception to the suggestion that “boob cancer” is trivial.
Finally we can give Republican men the ability to carry out their dreams of carrying all the fetuses to term. I can’t wait! I want this to be a requirement for every man who is anti-abortion.
Well. My mom who I love and adore (no sarcasm she is the best) called to tell me that I’m a “Real pretty girl. If only you’d slow down on the cookies.”
What was the favorite thing you were called today? Mine was when I joined a group of co-workers and one looked me up and down and said “Christmas.” I asked her what on earth she was talking about and she said “Everything about the way you are dressed and look is how I want to look in a family Christmas picture I send…
PLEASE EXPLAIN IT TO ME BECAUSE I DON’T GET IT AND ITS NOT FUNNY.
Become Trump’s VP and murder him as soon as he got into office. Oh, shoot, I think that’s actually the best thing he could do.
Swish his mouth with santorum (straight from the source) for a full 90 seconds.
Donald trump skinsuit?
Cheryl Tiegs used to be a spokeswoman for Virginia Slims cigarettes so I think I'm gonna take a hard pass on her advice for what's healthy.
Perhaps it was not so much about Lorde as that this one actually was about David Bowie; with a montage of David Bowie; and David Bowie’s vocals.
As a fellow teacher, I agree with you. No guns in the classroom - not in my students’ hands or mine. Mind you, I AM good under pressure and I’ve handled guns numerous times. Furthermore, I’ve survived two different incidents when an unstable teen put a gun to my head, and one where a student threatened to beat me up…
The other day I got a hand gun to protect my kids, you know? And I’m really happy because it is SO important for them to be safe.
As a teacher, I can’t see any possible outcome in which teachers aren’t blamed for not doing stuff right. If you shoot the attackers, you turn against some of the kids you teach. If you don’t shoot them, you fail to protect your students. If you didn't bring your gun of great justice to school that day, you're…
How is this putting us in an awkward position. I'm truly sorry he went through such a horrific ordeal, but he's still an idiot for pressing for this nonsense line of reasoning. Is he advocating that teachers now need to be in the position of making life or death decisions in an already high pressure situation.…
As a teacher, I do not want to be forced to carry a gun. I’m not good under pressure and would probably be useless in that sort of situation, scary as it is to think about.
I wonders if he remembers that there was an armed security at Columbine during the shooting. The guard did not stop it despite his gun. Amazing, huh?
You know who else says what they mean? Everybodys drunk, racist uncle. We’re not voting for him.