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Woman: Here, to prove you're really Dwight Howard, make this foul shot.

Produced By: Kenny Powers
Edited By: Stevie Janowski

"Mazel tov!"

When...the ball hits your glass

You can't really blame Amare- where there's tits and drinks, there's usually JR Smith.

Yeah with their loud music, and Dan Fogleberg, Zima, hula hoops and pac-man video games. Don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds

It's the year 2051. A barely-aged grandfather slumps comfortably in an anti-gravity chair as his grandchildren run to him, their Pecota-suits gleaming in the refractory light as holographic baseball plays amid the room.

One of the wackiest field goals I've seen all year. How often do you see a kick hit the upright 9 times before bouncing out of play?

The record books say that he broke the record by a yard, but that's only because they (reasonably) have to round up or down to the nearest yard. However, the truth is, he only beat Dempsey by half a foot.

Because he kills people, I get it!

On paper, Jimmy Graham may be the most productive TE in the league, but when it comes down to execution, you gotta with Aaron Hernandez ...

Cleeland was clubbed in the face by a sock filled with coins, coins that free-agent linebacker Andre Royal had spent all day collecting from teammates.

Funny how you can block the plate like a wall but you can't lay down on third base and hope someone can pick their feet up 8 inches and step over you.

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

Jaxson DeVille got through the 40 in 1:31, making him one of the fastest on the team.

That guy should give tips to BJ Upton, because Upton hasn't made it to second base all season.

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