presumably skipping over the $100,000 book advance she was given for a memoir based on her Instagram, the very same she ended up not writing.

It was, in short, all a huge waste of everyone’s time, and the shutdown is no closer to being solved than it ever was.

She literally just started her job and you're complaining that she hasn't done anything yet. That's just dumb 

I can't imagine being someone who gives two shits that this exists. This need on the right to make her look bad is simply pathetic.

...on the Pelicans.

One has to wonder how the email got sent in the first place if it didn’t reflect what the university believes.

“I couldn’t control you,”

this sums up the whole routine pretty effectively. this shit is as fresh and hip as Jeff Foxworthy with none of the aw-shucks charm.

No that is not true (and I suspect you know it).

Some men just want to watch the world burn. But even the Joker thinks this is fucking absurd.

If White folks need to have sex on top of something old, hard, large and dusty, I hear Bill O’Reilly has some free time between books these days.

If you read this article and your first instinct is to blame someone for not being able to accept blatant racism and not the racism itself, you have a problem.

It’s like if Curt Schilling and Philip Rivers had a baby and it learned how to talk by watching videos of people having strokes.

But isn’t the biggest problem that Locksley continues to hide in Sherwood Forest with his band of merry men and refuses to surrender to the authorities?

Someone plagiarized from my college paper for his MA! Six years later I finally called his school and confronted him via email. The bastard threatened to sue me after they revoked his masters!

I dunno, I think having the words she stole permanently tattooed on her is...

This is an all-around misinformed approach to this story. Seeing it from the angle of Spanish colonialism fails to address that the people behind the independence movements, the “libertadores”, were not “liberating” these territories from colonial oppressors: *they wanted their go at oppression*, and carried on the…

“I’d rather people get hurt than get rich” is an early leader for next year’s Worst Take of the Year award. 

“And HERE’S where I press when I want to smell burnt toast!”

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.