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Found the defensive MAGA asshole

Great. Now my balls hurt and I feel old. 

Christ, everybody knows that Jaren Jackson, Jr.  hasn’t got a prayer of having a HOF-level career until he signs with the Warriors on a below-market deal.

They just lost their center to the Lakers and could sign Cousins way cheap.  Why wouldn’t they make that deal?

What sucks is that this makes total sense for Boogie. He’ll hit a market flush with more cap space and another year removed from an Achilles injury, and after he wins a championship, the loser/cancer label will be gone. I can’t even cry foul here.

No.

Yeah people also gotta remember that post WW2 Germany ended up with some of the most open and flexible immigration laws in Europe (until recently). It might be the safest place for a black person in Europe right now.

Can you imagine having a life so devoid of shit to do that you could even begin to give a rat's ass about someone selling water without a permit? The mind boggles.

It’s like the scene in Machete where the evil guy trying to assassinate Machete and criminalize Mexicans is at home with his wife and Lindsey Lohan eating tacos.

Yes, in the same vein as many great Mexican Goalkeepers such as Hugo Sanchez, Luis Hernandez and Cuauhtemoc Blanco....

“oh look, honey. It’s the Canada-US trade war in interpretive dance”

Damn, if I’d have known that talking shit to/about athletes would net me a free vacation, I would’ve started doing that years ago.

this was the Studio 54 principle at play

I was hoping this would be the response. If you want to be assholes to the delivery people, don’t get access to the delivery service.

You know, I have a feeling that you might be a gigantic asshole.

It’s silly, but I’ll always remember the story he told about a job interview he totally bombed for an executive chef position because the restaurant owner asked, “What do you know about me?” and he decided to be honest and admit that he knew absolutely nothing rather than risk getting caught out in false flattery.

Here’s an idea.

I don’t think anyone’s saying what he’s doing is wrong, but it makes sense that other teams in their league wouldn’t wanna deal with playing them. Most schools have football programs to compete against other local teams and their generally equal talent pool, so competing in a league against a team who just decides to

I think you’re in the wrong timeline.

Very surprised at the outcome, since Bryan struck me as someone whose wife hadn’t fucked him for a long time.